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The Babylon Bee Guide To Choosing Safer Activities

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-guide-to-choosing-safer-activities/?utm_source=fediverse

'We Must Stop Eating Beef To Fight Climate Change,' Says Scientist Who Looks Suspiciously Like Chick-Fil-A Cow In A Lab Coat

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientist-saying-we-need-to-stop-eating-beef-to-prevent-climate-change-looks-suspiciously-like-a-chick-fil-a-cow-in-a-lab-coat/?utm_source=fediverse

CDC Officials Recommend People Stop Giving Them Wedgies

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-officials-recommend-people-stop-giving-them-wedgies/?utm_source=fediverse

Op-Ed: What Kids These Days Need Is A Good Old-Fashioned World War

https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-what-kids-these-days-need-is-a-good-world-war/?utm_source=fediverse

Census Reveals A Concerning Amount Of Garys

https://babylonbee.com/news/census-reveals-a-dangerous-amount-of-garys/?utm_source=fediverse

New Law Will Require Cops To Call LeBron For Permission Before Making An Arrest

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-law-will-require-cops-to-call-lebron-for-permission-before-making-an-arrest/?utm_source=fediverse

Hasbro Releases New Version Of Clue Where Mrs. White Is Always Guilty

https://babylonbee.com/news/hasbro-releases-new-version-of-clue-where-mrs-white-is-always-guilty/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump One-Ups Kamala By Visiting Border And Handing Out Copies Of 'Art Of The Deal'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-one-ups-kamala-by-visiting-border-and-handing-out-copies-of-art-of-the-deal/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Progressive Church Unveils Stained Glass Window Of Dr. Fauci

https://babylonbee.com/news/progressive-church-unveils-stained-glass-window-of-dr-fauci/?utm_source=fediverse

All Scientists Forced To Retire After Realizing The Science Is Now Settled

https://babylonbee.com/news/All-Scientists-Retire-After-Realizing-The-Science-Is-Now-Settled/?utm_source=fediverse

Portland Mayor Announces Plans To Crack Down On Antifa Before It Gets Out Of Hand

https://babylonbee.com/news/portland-mayor-announces-plans-to-crack-down-on-antifa-before-it-gets-out-of-hand/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Ways To Help Your Wife Around The House Without Putting In Too Much Effort

https://babylonbee.com/news/how-to-help-your-wife-with-house-work-without-putting-too-much-effort-in/?utm_source=fediverse

Gavin Newsom Fights Back Against Caitlyn Jenner By Announcing He Too Is Transgender

https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-fights-back-against-caitlyn-jenner-by-announcing-he-too-is-transgender/?utm_source=fediverse

Playskool Releases 'My First Knife Fight' Playset

https://babylonbee.com/news/playskool-releases-my-first-knife-fight-playset/?utm_source=fediverse

L.A. Homeless Man Feeling Unsafe As Limos Full Of Drug Addicts And Perverts Show Up In His Neighborhood

https://babylonbee.com/news/homeless-outside-oscars-getting-annoyed-at-all-the-shady-drug-addicts-suddenly-arriving-in-their-neighborhood/?utm_source=fediverse

Oscars Delayed To Clear Out Massive Tent City On Red Carpet

https://babylonbee.com/news/oscars-delayed-to-clear-out-massive-tent-city-on-red-carpet/?utm_source=fediverse

Planned Parenthood Distances Themselves From Margaret Sanger By Continuing Her Legacy

https://babylonbee.com/news/planned-parenthood-distances-themselves-from-margaret-sanger-by-continuing-her-legacy/?utm_source=fediverse

Four-Year-Old Excited To Learn Her Pet Fish Is Magic And Changes Colors After Every Family Vacation

https://babylonbee.com/news/four-year-old-excited-to-learn-her-pet-fish-is-magic-and-changes-colors-after-every-family-vacation/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Demand Statehood For Epstein's Private Island

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-demand-statehood-for-epsteins-private-island/?utm_source=fediverse

'That Girl Getting Stabbed Wasn't In Danger,' Says Man Who Flops Any Time Another Player Gets Within Six Feet Of Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/that-girl-getting-stabbed-wasnt-in-danger-says-man-who-flops-anytime-anyone-gets-within-six-feet-of-him/?utm_source=fediverse