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Newly Elected Representative Pledges To Spend Every Minute Fighting To Get Reelected

https://babylonbee.com/news/if-elected-representative-pledges-to-spend-every-minute-fighting-to-get-reelected/?utm_source=fediverse

It's Official: New White House Cat To Be Named 'Chairman Meow'

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-white-house-cat-to-be-named-chairman-meow/?utm_source=fediverse

Curb Accuses Woman Of Multiple Instances Of Vehicular Assault

https://babylonbee.com/news/curb-accuses-woman-of-multiple-instances-of-vehicular-assault/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Relocates 20,000 National Guard Troops To Inner Cities To Snipe Menthol Cigarettes Out Of People’s Mouths

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-relocates-20000-national-guard-troops-to-inner-cities-to-snipe-menthol-cigarettes-out-of-peoples-mouths/?utm_source=fediverse

Jeopardy Bans All Contestants From Having Hands

https://babylonbee.com/news/jeopardy-bans-all-contestants-from-having-hands/?utm_source=fediverse

Couple Spends 3 Hours Picking Movie One Of Them Will Fall Asleep To In 12 Minutes

https://babylonbee.com/news/couple-spends-3-hours-picking-movie-husband-will-fall-asleep-to-in-12-minutes/?utm_source=fediverse

MLB Umpire Ejects Catcher For Making Multiple Racist Gestures

https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpire-ejects-catcher-for-making-multiple-racist-gestures/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Admits His First 100 Days Were A Failure Since America Hasn't Been Completely Destroyed Yet

https://babylonbee.com/news/bidens-declares-first-100-days-a-failure-as-america-still-exists/?utm_source=fediverse

Elizabeth Warren Barred From Entering Country Thanks To Travel Ban On Indians

https://babylonbee.com/news/elizabeth-warren-barred-from-entering-country-thanks-to-indian-travel-ban/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Propose Fighting Obesity By Switching To Communism

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-propose-fighting-obesity-by-switching-to-communism/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Common Things Your Husband Says -- And What He's Actually Thinking

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-things-husbands-say-and-what-they-actually-mean/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Committed To Utterly Destroying Black Man’s Optimism About Race Relations

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-committed-to-utterly-destroying-black-mans-optimism-about-race-relations/?utm_source=fediverse

Civil War Soldiers Glad They Didn't Live Long Enough To Experience Horrors Of The January 6th Capitol Riot

https://babylonbee.com/news/civil-war-soldiers-glad-they-didnt-live-long-enough-to-experience-horrors-of-january-6-2021/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Now Believe Father Abraham Spent Most Of His Time Putting Out Oil Lamps His Kids Left On

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-believe-father-abraham-spent-most-of-his-time-putting-out-oil-lamps-his-kids-left-on/?utm_source=fediverse

Flintstones Vitamins Now Available With Puberty Blockers

https://babylonbee.com/news/flintstones-vitamins-now-available-with-puberty-blockers/?utm_source=fediverse

Hunter Biden Relieved After Learning His Dad Only Cracking Down On Menthol

https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-biden-relieved-after-learning-dad-only-cracking-down-on-menthol/?utm_source=fediverse

For Health Of White Girl Community, Biden Bans Pumpkin Spice Frappuccinos

https://babylonbee.com/news/for-health-of-white-girl-community-biden-bans-pumpkin-spice-frappuccinos/?utm_source=fediverse

Washington Post Calls Biden A 'Very Catholic President Who Worships Satan'

https://babylonbee.com/news/washington-post-call-biden-a-very-catholic-president-despite-shrine-to-satan-in-oval-office/?utm_source=fediverse

Worship Leader Forced Into Retirement After Turning 30

https://babylonbee.com/news/worship-leader-forced-into-retirement-after-turning-30/?utm_source=fediverse

Johnson And Johnson Rolls Out New 'No More Clots' Vaccine

https://babylonbee.com/news/johnson-and-johnson-rolls-out-new-no-more-clots-vaccine/?utm_source=fediverse