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Biden Thankful For Gas Crisis To Distract From Inflation Crisis, Unemployment Crisis, And Border Crisis

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-thankful-for-gas-crisis-to-distract-from-the-inflation-crisis-unemployment-crisis-and-border-crisis/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC Cries At Taj Mahal After Racist Travel Ban

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-cries-at-indian-border-after-racist-travel-ban/?utm_source=fediverse

'There's Gold In Them Thar Hills!' Shouts Gavin Newsom Dressed As Prospector In Attempt To Bring People Back To California

https://babylonbee.com/news/theres-gold-in-them-thar-hills-shouts-gavin-newsom-dressed-as-prospector-in-attempt-to-get-people-to-come-back-to-california/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Worried Gas Shortages May Hurt Carter’s Chances Against Reagan

https://babylonbee.com/news/gas-lines-have-biden-worried-about-how-carter-will-do-against-reagan/?utm_source=fediverse

Doctor Criticized For 'Smoker Shaming' After Telling Man He Has Lung Cancer

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctor-criticized-for-smoker-shaming-after-telling-man-he-has-lung-cancer/?utm_source=fediverse

Inconsiderate Jews Continue To Be Alive Against Palestinians' Wishes

https://babylonbee.com/news/inconsiderate-jews-continue-to-be-alive-against-palestinians-wishes/?utm_source=fediverse

Angry Ghost Of Chris Farley Appears To Haunt Current Saturday Night Live Cast

https://babylonbee.com/news/ghost-of-chris-farley-appears-to-give-harsh-motivational-lecture-to-snl-cast/?utm_source=fediverse

To Honor Willie Mays, Nancy Pelosi Accidentally Shares Image Of Carl From The Simpsons

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-honor-willie-mays-nancy-pelosi-accidentally-shares-image-of-carl-from-the-simpsons/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Proposes $2 Trillion Bill To Study What's Causing Inflation Rates To Rise

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-proposes-2-trillion-bill-to-study-whats-causing-inflation-to-rise/?utm_source=fediverse

Birthrates Continue To Plunge Despite Wide Pool Of Available Men Who Are Good At Both Video Games And Quoting Star Wars

https://babylonbee.com/news/birthrates-continue-to-plunge-despite-wide-pool-of-available-men-who-are-good-at-both-video-games-and-quoting-star-wars/?utm_source=fediverse

With Birthing Person's Day Over, Families Prepare For Lawnmowing Person's Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-birthing-persons-day-over-hallmark-prepares-line-of-lawnmowing-persons-day-cards/?utm_source=fediverse

Bounty On Groot Skyrockets Due To Spike In Lumber Prices

https://babylonbee.com/news/bounty-on-groot-skyrockets-due-to-spike-in-lumber-prices/?utm_source=fediverse

Shame: This Woman Gave Life To A Beautiful Child, Completely Missing Out On Soul-Crushing Corporate Career

https://babylonbee.com/news/shame-this-woman-gave-life-to-a-beautiful-child-completely-missing-out-on-a-soul-crushing-corporate-career/?utm_source=fediverse

SNL Cast Getting Stage Fright As They're Not Used To Having People Tune In To Watch Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/snl-cast-nervous-to-appear-on-episode-with-elon-musk-as-theyre-not-used-to-having-actual-audience/?utm_source=fediverse

Columbus Day Reinstated After Experts Learn Indigenous Peoples He Conquered Only Believed In Two Genders

https://babylonbee.com/news/columbus-day-reinstated-after-experts-learn-indigenous-peoples-only-believed-in-two-genders/?utm_source=fediverse

Chinese Rocket Breaks Apart Revealing Inspirational Fortune Inside

https://babylonbee.com/news/chinese-rocket-breaks-apart-revealing-whimsical-fortune-inside/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Replace Offensive Term ‘Woman’ With ‘Child Factory Who Bleeds’

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-replace-offenstive-term-woman/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Praises Biden For Efficiently Liberating Thousands From Wage Slavery In First 100 Days In Office

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-praises-joe-biden-for-efficiently-liberating-thousands-from-wage-slavery-in-first-100-days-in-office/?utm_source=fediverse

Bad Dog! Major Biden Gives Nuclear Codes To China In Exchange For A Milk-Bone

https://babylonbee.com/news/bad-dog-major-bit-another-wh-staffer-and-gave-nuclear-codes-to-china-in-exchange-for-a-milk-bone/?utm_source=fediverse

Forget Yo Momma Jokes -- Here Are 7 Hilarious Yo Birthing Person Jokes

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-hilarious-your-birthing-person-jokes/?utm_source=fediverse