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Libertarians To Begin Wearing Masks Now That Government Says They Don't Have To

https://babylonbee.com/news/libertarians-to-begin-wearing-masks-now-that-government-says-they-dont-have-to/?utm_source=fediverse

Here Are The Vaccine Incentives Being Offered In Each Of The 50 States

https://babylonbee.com/news/vaccine-incentives-for-all-50-states/?utm_source=fediverse

Amid Gasoline Shortage, Antifa Switches To Molotov Mocktails

https://babylonbee.com/news/antifa-switches-to-throwing-molotov-mocktails-during-gas-crisis/?utm_source=fediverse

Dangerous Anti-Science Conspiracy Theorists To Continue Wearing Masks Outside

https://babylonbee.com/news/people-still-wearing-masks-to-be-locked-away-for-being-dangerous-lunatics/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberal Gets Mask Tattooed On His Face So No One Will Think He's One Of Those Crazy Republicans

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-gets-mask-tattooed-on-his-face-so-no-one-will-mistake-him-for-one-of-those-idiot-republicans/?utm_source=fediverse

Dave Ramsey's Wife Catches Him Looking At Credit Card Applications

https://babylonbee.com/news/dave-ramseys-wife-catches-him-looking-at-credit-card-applications-online/?utm_source=fediverse

To Entice New Yorkers To Get Vaccinated, Cuomo Offering Coupon For Free Back Rub

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-entice-new-yorkers-to-get-vaccinated-cuomo-offering-coupons-for-one-free-back-rub/?utm_source=fediverse

CDC Says You No Longer Have To Wear A Life Jacket Outside In Case Of Rain

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-says-you-no-longer-have-to-wear-a-life-jacket-outside-in-case-of-rain/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Wishes Someone Would Have Warned Them About Dangers Of Unchecked Government Power

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-wishes-someone-would-have-warned-them-about-dangers-of-unchecked-government-power/?utm_source=fediverse

Middle Easterners Run For Bomb Shelters After Learning U.S. Suffering Oil Shortages

https://babylonbee.com/news/middle-easterners-run-for-bomb-shelters-after-learning-us-suffering-oil-shortage/?utm_source=fediverse

'What A Great Set By Our Worship Team,' Says Pastor After Horrible Set By Worship Team

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-a-great-set-by-our-worship-team-says-pastor-after-horrible-set-by-worship-team/?utm_source=fediverse

Amid Inflation Crisis, Little Caesars Unveils New $50,000 Hot-N-Ready

https://babylonbee.com/news/amid-inflation-crisis-little-caesars-unveils-new-50000-hot-n-ready/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Starting To Worry Biden Will Fully Destroy America Before She Even Gets A Chance

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-starting-to-worry-biden-will-fully-destroy-america-before-she-even-gets-a-chance/?utm_source=fediverse

Army Dog Tags Will Now List Soldier's Pronouns

https://babylonbee.com/news/army-announces-dog-tags-will-now-list-name-rank-pronouns/?utm_source=fediverse

Dick Cheney Invites Trump On Reconciliatory Hunting Trip

https://babylonbee.com/news/dick-cheney-invites-trump-on-reconciliatory-hunting-trip/?utm_source=fediverse

Don't Be A Sexist: Here Are 9 Huge Advantages Of Lady Preachers

https://babylonbee.com/news/dont-be-a-sexist-here-are-10-advantages-to-lady-preachers/?utm_source=fediverse

Psaki Reassures: ‘Inflation Completely Under Control Outside Of Food, Gas, And Housing’

https://babylonbee.com/news/psaki-reassures-inflation-completely-under-control-outside-of-food-gas-and-housing/?utm_source=fediverse

Carter Says He’s Finally Hopeful That He Won’t Be Worst Presidential Failure In His Lifetime

https://babylonbee.com/news/carter-says-hes-finally-hopeful-that-he-wont-be-worst-presidential-failure-in-his-lifetime/?utm_source=fediverse

Whimsical Father Pretends To Mishear Son Saying His Name Is 'Hungry', Spreading Good Cheer To All

https://babylonbee.com/news/whimsical-father-pretends-to-mishear-son-that-he-said-his-name-is-hungry-spreading-jocularity-to-all/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Revealed To Be Robotic Human Suit Controlled By Tiny Jimmy Carter

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-revealed-to-be-robot-human-suit-controlled-by-tiny-jimmy-carter/?utm_source=fediverse