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Report: All U.S. Roads Set To Explode At Midnight If No Infrastructure Deal Is Reached

https://babylonbee.com/news/all-us-roads-set-to-explode-at-midnight-if-no-infrastructure-deal-is-reached/?utm_source=fediverse

American Schoolchildren Begin Duck-And-Cover Drills In Case Biden Nukes Their City

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-schoolchildren-begin-duck-and-cover-drills-in-case-biden-nukes-their-city/?utm_source=fediverse

Nike Announces Partnership With Chinese Communist Party With New Slogan ‘Just Obey It’

https://babylonbee.com/news/nike-announces-partnership-with-brutal-chinese-communist-party-with-new-slogan-just-obey-it/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Disturbing Signs That A President Is Planning To Become An Oppressive Dictator

https://babylonbee.com/news/top-ten-signs-biden-is-planning-to-become-an-oppressive-dictator/?utm_source=fediverse

Athlete So Oppressed By America That She's Representing America In The Olympics

https://babylonbee.com/news/athlete-so-oppressed-by-america-that-shes-competing-in-the-olympics/?utm_source=fediverse

Following Jesus: Pros And Cons

https://babylonbee.com/news/following-jesus-pros-and-cons/?utm_source=fediverse

Sermon Clearly Just Excuse For Pastor To Play Favorite Clip From Lord Of The Rings

https://babylonbee.com/news/sermon-clearly-just-excuse-for-pastor-to-play-favorite-clip-from-lord-of-the-rings/?utm_source=fediverse

Compromise: In Lieu Of Eucharist, Priest To Offer Biden Non-Blessed But Delicious Vanilla Wafer

https://babylonbee.com/news/compromise-in-lieu-of-eucharist-priest-to-offer-biden-non-blessed-but-delicious-vanilla-wafer/?utm_source=fediverse

Is Your Teenager Secretly A Libertarian? 9 Warning Signs To Look For

https://babylonbee.com/news/is-your-teenager-secretly-a-libertarian-9-signs-to-look-for/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says Latinx Aren't Getting Vaccinated Because Their Giant Sombreros Make It Impossible To Enter Pharmacies

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-latinx-arent-getting-vaccinated-because-their-giant-sombreros-make-it-impossible-to-enter-walgreens/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk Unveils New Tesla F-15

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-announces-new-tesla-model-f-15/?utm_source=fediverse

Horrifed Mumford And Sons Member Wakes Up Next To Decapitated Banjo

https://babylonbee.com/news/horrifed-mumford-and-sons-member-wakes-up-next-to-decapitated-banjo/?utm_source=fediverse

To Make Games More Interesting, WNBA To Switch To Little Tikes Hoop

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-make-games-more-interesting-wnba-to-switch-to-little-tikes-hoop/?utm_source=fediverse

Jen Psaki Frantically Shoves Cookies Into Mouths Of Journalists To Prevent Them From Asking Questions

https://babylonbee.com/news/jen-psaki-frantically-shoves-cookies-into-mouths-of-journalists-to-prevent-them-from-asking-questions/?utm_source=fediverse

Here Are The 9 Most Terrifying Criminals From The January 6 Capitol Attack

https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-the-7-most-dangerous-criminals-from-the-january-6-capitol-attack/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Makes Compelling Argument In Favor Of Second Amendment

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-makes-compelling-argument-in-favor-of-second-amendment/?utm_source=fediverse

In Historic First, WNBA Player Comes Out As Straight

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-historic-first-wnba-player-comes-out-as-straight/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Now Recommend Changing Your Gender Fluid Every 3 Months Or 3,000 TikTok Posts

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-now-recommend-changing-your-gender-fluid-every-3-months-or-3000-tiktok-posts/?utm_source=fediverse

Bass Pro Shops Announces 2-for-1 Sale On All Nuclear Missiles

https://babylonbee.com/news/bass-pro-shops-to-hold-2-for-1-nuke-sale/?utm_source=fediverse

Emperor Palpatine Urges Citizens To Give Up Their Blasters Since They'd Need A Death Star To Beat The Empire

https://babylonbee.com/news/emperor-palpatine-urges-everyone-to-give-up-their-useless-blasters-as-rebels-would-need-a-death-star-to-topple-the-empire/?utm_source=fediverse