The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Idiot Family Goes Camping

https://babylonbee.com/news/idiot-family-goes-camping/?utm_source=fediverse

Simone Biles Awarded Non-Participation Trophy

https://babylonbee.com/news/simone-biles-receives-olympic-non-participation-trophy/?utm_source=fediverse

CDC Still Baffled People Are Paying Attention To Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-still-baffled-people-are-paying-attention-to-them/?utm_source=fediverse

American People Call On Capitol Police To Arrest All Of Congress Whether They're Wearing A Mask Or Not

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-people-call-on-capitol-police-to-arrest-all-of-congress-whether-theyre-wearing-a-mask-or-not/?utm_source=fediverse

Scarlett Johansson Sues Disney For Not Paying Her A Living Wage For California

https://babylonbee.com/news/scarlett-johansson-sues-disney-for-not-paying-her-a-living-wage-for-california/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Tells Of The Time He Drove A Corellian Freighter And Made The Kessel Run In Less Than 12 Parsecs

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-tells-of-the-time-he-drove-a--corellian-freighter-and-made-the-kessel-run-in-less-than-12-parsecs/?utm_source=fediverse

Infrastructure Bill Stalled Until Someone Can Look Up What Number Comes After Trillion

https://babylonbee.com/news/infrastructure-bill-stalled-until-someone-can-look-up-what-number-comes-after-trillion/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Disguises Self As Illegal Immigrant So Democrats Won't Care That He's Unvaccinated

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-disguises-self-as-illegal-immigrant-so-democrats-wont-care-that-hes-unvaccinated/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Thought I Was Going To Die', Says Capitol Police Officer Who Held Door Open For Protestors On Jan. 6

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-thought-i-was-going-to-die-says-capitol-police-officer-who-held-door-open-for-protestors-on-jan-6/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds 97% Of Statements Following 'Experts Say' Are Completely Made Up

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-97-of-statements-following-experts-say-are-completely-made-up/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Presents: A Back-To-School Shopping List For Your Conservative Child

https://babylonbee.com/news/here-is-your-back-to-school-shopping-list-for-your-conservative-child/?utm_source=fediverse

Face Masks Found To Be Effective At Making You Look Like A Giant Dummy Who Doesn’t Know How Vaccines Work

https://babylonbee.com/news/face-masks-found-to-be-ineffective-at-protecting-you-from-looking-like-a-giant-dummy-who-doesnt-know-how-vaccines-work/?utm_source=fediverse

Pfizer Admits The True Vaccine Is The Friends We Made Along The Way

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-says-the-true-covid-vaccine-is-the-friends-we-made-along-the-way/?utm_source=fediverse

Sony Pictures Announces New Ghostbusters Movie Will Have No Women In It Just To Be On The Safe Side

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-ghostbusters-movie-to-have-no-women-in-it-just-to-be-on-the-safe-side/?utm_source=fediverse

Here Are 8 Indisputable Reasons Kids MUST Wear Masks At School

https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-10-reasons-putting-masks-on-school-kids-is-actually-stunning-and-brave/?utm_source=fediverse

New Study Bible For Women Has 30,000 Notes That All Say 'Go Ask Your Husband To Explain This To You'

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-study-bible-for-women-has-30000-notes-that-all-say-go-ask-your-husband-to-explain-this-to-you/?utm_source=fediverse

New 'Oregon Trail' Game Has You Try To Survive A Trip Through Portland

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-oregon-trail-game-has-you-try-to-survive-a-trip-through-portland/?utm_source=fediverse

Luke Skywalker Pulls Out Of Death Star Trench Run To Focus On Mental Health

https://babylonbee.com/news/Luke-Skywalker-Pulls-Out-Of-Death-Star-Trench-Run-To-Focus-On-Mental-Health/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberal Feels Sad For Man Dying Of COVID, Then Happy After Hearing He Wasn’t Vaccinated, Then Sad Again Because He Was An Illegal Immigrant

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-feels-sad-for-man-dying-of-covid-then-happy-after-hearing-he-wasnt-vaccinated-then-sad-again-because-he-was-an-illegal-immigrant/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Nursery Workers To Be Awarded Heaven FastPass

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-nursery-workers-to-be-awarded-heaven-fastpass/?utm_source=fediverse