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Biden Decides To Help American Hostages After Learning The McFlurry Machine Repairman Is On The Plane

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-decides-to-help-american-hostages-after-learning-the-guy-who-can-fix-the-mcflurry-machines-is-on-the-plane/?utm_source=fediverse

Immune System Criticized As Anti-Science

https://babylonbee.com/news/immune-system-criticized-as-anti-science/?utm_source=fediverse

Feminists In Texas Frantically Research What People Do With Babies Other Than Killing Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/feminists-frantically-looking-up-what-you-can-do-with-babies-other-than-kill-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Gavin Newsom Begs Kamala Harris Not To Campaign For Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-begs-kamala-harris-not-to-campaign-for-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Call For Impeachment Of Whoever Is Telling Biden What To Do

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-call-for-impeachment-of-whoever-is-telling-biden-what-to-do/?utm_source=fediverse

In New 'Dune' Movie, Paul Atreides To Defeat Sandworms With Extra-Strength Dose Of Ivermectin

https://babylonbee.com/news/controversial-scene-in-new-dune-movie-has-paul-atreides-take-ivermectin-to-protect-himself-from-worms/?utm_source=fediverse

Psaki: 'There Are No American Hostages, Just People Being Detained Against Their Will Until Their Captors' Demands Are Met'

https://babylonbee.com/news/psaki-there-are-no-american-hostages-just-people-being-detained-against-their-will-until-their-captors-demands-are-met/?utm_source=fediverse

Nancy Pelosi Flies To Afghanistan To Lecture Stranded Americans On How Bad January 6 Was

https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-flies-to-afghanistan-to-lecture-stranded-americans-on-how-bad-january-6-was/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberal Wants To Join A Union But Realizes He'd Have To Get A Job

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-wants-to-join-a-union-but-realizes-hed-have-to-get-a-job/?utm_source=fediverse

Rolling Stone Announces Exclusive, 100% True Report On The Whereabouts Of Bat Boy

https://babylonbee.com/news/rolling-stone-announces-world-exclusive-report-on-the-whereabouts-of-bat-boy/?utm_source=fediverse

Joe Rogan: 'I'm Doing Better But I'm Still A Little Hoarse'

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-rogan-im-feeling-better-but-im-a-bit-long-in-the-face-and-am-feeling-a-little-hoarse/?utm_source=fediverse

Anakin Skywalker Hired By Planned Parenthood For His Speed And Efficiency Taking Care Of The Younglings

https://babylonbee.com/news/anakin-skywalker-hired-by-planned-parenthood-for-the-way-he-took-care-of-younglings/?utm_source=fediverse

How Can God Be Real When A Christian Was Mean To Me Once? Checkmate, Fundies

https://babylonbee.com/news/how-can-god-be-real-when-a-christian-was-mean-to-me-once-checkmate/?utm_source=fediverse

Pfizer Releases Brand New, Never-Before-Seen Drug 'Pfivermectin'

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-releases-popular-new-drug-pfivermectin/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden’s Approval Rating Among CNN Employees Sinks To All-Time Low Of 98%

https://babylonbee.com/news/bidens-approval-rating-among-cnn-employees-sinks-to-all-time-low-of-98/?utm_source=fediverse

Joe Rogan Criticized As 'Anti-Science' For Surviving COVID

https://babylonbee.com/news/progressives-outraged-as-another-person-recovers-from-covid/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Confirm For Jesus's Second Miracle He Turned White Claws Back Into Water

https://babylonbee.com/news/one-of-jesuss-lesser-known-miracles-the-time-he-turned-a-white-claw-back-into-water/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Start Reverse Underground Railroad To Help Unborn Babies Escape Texas And Be Killed

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-form-reverse-underground-railroad-to-help-unborn-babies-escape-texas-and-be-killed/?utm_source=fediverse

Christian Leader Sure He's On The Right Track As He's Getting Tons Of Good Feedback From The World

https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-leader-feels-his-growing-worldly-popularity-is-a-good-sign/?utm_source=fediverse

Top 10 Animals Noah Should Have Yeeted Off The Ark

https://babylonbee.com/news/top-10-animals-noah-should-have-kicked-off-the-ark/?utm_source=fediverse