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4D Chess: Trump Reveals He Let Biden Win So His Presidency Would Look Amazing By Comparison

https://babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-trump-reveals-he-let-biden-win-so-his-presidency-would-look-amazing-by-comparison/?utm_source=fediverse

Pfizer Assures That Vaccine Is Almost As Safe For Kids As COVID

https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-assures-vaccine-is-almost-as-safe-for-kids-as-covid/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Rally In D.C. Ends Without Incident

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-rally-in-dc-ends-without-incident/?utm_source=fediverse

Update: Drone Strike Thought To Have Taken Down ISIS Actually Hit A Chuck E. Cheese In Ohio

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-administration-claims-they-just-took-out-another-isis-stronghold/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Jesus

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-trump-is-exactly-like-jesus/?utm_source=fediverse

General Milley Is Releasing A Revised Version Of 'The Art Of War' -- And We've Got Exclusive Excerpts

https://babylonbee.com/news/general-milley-is-releasing-a-revised-version-of-the-art-of-war----and-weve-got-exclusive-excerpts/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberal Annoyed His Mask Hides How Smug He Looks For Wearing A Mask

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-annoyed-his-mask-hides-how-smug-he-looks-for-wearing-a-mask/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden: 'The Vaccine Won't Protect You But Get It Or Lose Your Job And Also The Vaccinated Can Spread The Virus But This Is All The Fault Of The Unvaccinated And Oh Man What Was I Saying Again?'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-the-vaccine-wont-protect-you-but-get-it-or-lose-your-job-and-also-the-vaccinated-can-spread-the-virus-but-this-is-all-the-fault-of-the-unvaccinated-and-oh-man-what-was-i-saying-again/?utm_source=fediverse

After Learning Texas Republicans Are Just Like The Taliban, Biden Immediately Surrenders To Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-learning-texas-republicans-are-just-like-the-taliban-biden-immediately-surrenders-to-them/?utm_source=fediverse

White House: 'We Must Continue Admitting Unvaccinated Immigrants To Replace All The Workers Who Got Fired For Being Unvaccinated'

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-we-must-continue-admitting-unvaccinated-immigrants-to-replace-all-the-workers-who-got-fired-for-being-unvaccinated/?utm_source=fediverse

Worship Leader Struck Dead For Lying After Claiming 'We're Going To Sing This Bridge Just One More Time'

https://babylonbee.com/news/worship-leader-struck-dead-for-lying-after-claiming-were-going-to-sing-this-bridge-just-one-more-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Thousands Come To Worship At Miraculous Mask Stain That Looks Just Like Fauci

https://babylonbee.com/news/thousands-come-to-worship-at-miraculous-mask-stain-that-looks-just-like-fauci/?utm_source=fediverse

Californians Desperate To Escape Cling To Landing Gear Of Last Jet Leaving LAX

https://babylonbee.com/news/desperate-californians-cling-to-landing-gear-of-last-jet-leaving-lax/?utm_source=fediverse

Enraged Joel Osteen Flips Over Tables Being Used To Give Bibles Away Instead Of Selling His Book

https://babylonbee.com/news/angry-joel-osteen-overturns-tables-of-people-reading-bibles-instead-of-buying-and-selling-his-book/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Win Blamed On Combination Of Voter Fraud And Having More People Vote For Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-win-blamed-on-combination-of-voter-fraud-and-having-more-people-vote-for-him/?utm_source=fediverse

'Jeopardy!' To Be Hosted By Whoever Is Found Worthy To Wield Mjölnir

https://babylonbee.com/news/jeopardy-to-be-hosted-by-whoever-is-found-worthy-to-wield-mjlnir/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation's Productivity Down 97% As Everyone Binge-Watching Norm Macdonald Clips All Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-productivity-down-97-as-everyone-binging-norm-macdonald-clips-all-day/?utm_source=fediverse

General Milley: 'I Had To Commit Treason To Prevent Trump From Committing Treason'

https://babylonbee.com/news/general-milley-i-had-to-commit-treason-to-prevent-trump-from-committing-treason/?utm_source=fediverse

CDC Cautions Against Taking The Red Pill

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-cautions-against-taking-the-red-pill/?utm_source=fediverse

Sirens Blaring At Democratic Headquarters As Black Woman Expresses Unapproved Opinion

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-on-high-alert-as-black-woman-thinks-for-herself/?utm_source=fediverse