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Trump Files Lawsuit Against Facebook After Quiz Says He's In House Hufflepuff

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Experts Predict LGBTQ Acronym Could Circle The Earth 3 Times By 2022

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-predict-lgbt-acronym-could-stretch-around-the-earth-3-times-by-2050/?utm_source=fediverse

Brilliant: Biden Solves Debt Crisis By Writing 'One Trillion' On Dollar Bill With Permanent Marker

https://babylonbee.com/news/brilliant-biden-solves-debt-crisis-by-writing-one-trillion-on-dollar-bill-with-permanent-marker/?utm_source=fediverse

Top Ten Revelations From The Facebook Whistleblower

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Infrastructure Bill Includes Capitol Building Expansion To Hold All The Pfizer Lobbyists

https://babylonbee.com/news/infrastructure-bill-includes-capitol-building-expansion-to-hold-all-the-pfizer-lobbyists/?utm_source=fediverse

'Working In Fast Food Would Be Humiliating,’ Says Man Living On Government Handouts In Parents' Basement

https://babylonbee.com/news/working-in-fast-food-would-be-humiliating-says-man-living-on-government-handouts/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Man Prays That Wife's Text Message Of 'OK' Really Means OK

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-prays-that-wifes-text-message-of-ok-really-means-ok/?utm_source=fediverse

'I'm A Little Worried About What My Son Is Learning In School,' Says Dangerous Domestic Terrorist

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-a-little-worried-about-what-my-son-is-learning-in-school-says-dangerous-domestic-terrorist/?utm_source=fediverse

Top Democrats Make One Last Plea To Sinema In Her Shower

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Aides Quickly Drag President Away As He Tries To Join In ‘F*** Joe Biden’ Chant

https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-quickly-drag-president-away-as-he-tries-to-join-in-f-joe-biden-chant/?utm_source=fediverse

New Whistleblower Tells Senate Money Is Evil, Calls On Government To Seize Means Of Production

https://babylonbee.com/news/whistleblower-tells-senate-money-is-evil-calls-on-government-to-seize-means-of-production/?utm_source=fediverse

Governor Newsom Unveils Plan To Get Millions Of Californians To Switch To Homeschooling

https://babylonbee.com/news/governor-newsom-unveils-plan-to-get-millions-of-californians-to-homeschool/?utm_source=fediverse

Convenient: 'Monopoly' Will Now Include Divorce Papers Right In The Box

https://babylonbee.com/news/for-sake-of-convenience-monopoly-will-now-include-divorce-papers-right-in-the-box/?utm_source=fediverse

Heroic FBI Agent Tackles Parent Expressing Concern For Student's Education

https://babylonbee.com/news/heroic-fbi-agent-tackles-parent-expressing-concern-for-students-education/?utm_source=fediverse

Target Introduces Progressive New 'Clump Of Cells' Registry

https://babylonbee.com/news/target-introduces-progressive-new-clump-of-cells-registry/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Put Out 'Help Wanted' Ad For Submissive, Obedient Woman To Replace Sinema

https://babylonbee.com/news/arizona-democrats-put-out-want-ad-for-submissive-obedient-woman/?utm_source=fediverse

What Is Your Oppressed Intersectional Identity? Use This Handy Chart To Find Out!

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Disney+ To Release Separate Fauci Documentary For Each Time He's Changed His Mind

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-to-release-separate-fauci-documentary-for-each-time-hes-changed-his-story/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Follows Congresswomen Into Bathroom To Negotiate Infrastructure Bill

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-following-women-into-restrooms-is-just-part-of-my-usual-process-and-what-are-we-talking-about-again/?utm_source=fediverse

In Major Disaster For Humanity, Facebook Comes Back Online

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-major-disaster-for-humanity-facebook-comes-back-online/?utm_source=fediverse