The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

8 Other Uses For Your Bible Since We Know You're Not Reading It, You Sinner

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-great-uses-for-your-bible-since-you-never-take-the-time-to-read-it-you-heathen/?utm_source=fediverse

Next Season Of 'Squid Game' Will Have Giant Fauci Robot Shoot Anyone Who Doesn't Get Their Mask On In Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-season-of-squid-game-will-have-giant-fauci-robot-detect-if-youre-not-wearing-a-mask-so-you-can-be-shot/?utm_source=fediverse

Doctor Botches Abortion, Child Tragically Born

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctor-botches-abortion-child-tragically-born/?utm_source=fediverse

California Orders Police To Arrest Children Who Pick Out Toys Traditionally Associated With Their Biological Gender

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-orders-police-to-arrest-children-who-pick-out-toys-traditionally-associated-with-their-biological-gender/?utm_source=fediverse

Santa Announces That Due To Supply Chain Issues, You Can Now Choose Between A Roasted Chestnut Or A Ball-In-A-Cup

https://babylonbee.com/news/santa-announces-that-due-to-supply-chain-issues-you-can-new-choose-between-a-roasted-chestnut-or-a-ball-in-a-cup/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Assures Nation They Will Get Back To Figuring Out Why That Guy Shot 400 People In Vegas After They're Done Investigating Parent-Teacher Meetings

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-assures-nation-they-will-get-back-to-figuring-out-why-that-guy-shot-400-people-in-vegas-after-theyre-done-investigating-parent-teacher-meetings/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Reassures Taiwan 'Invasion Is Just Part Of The Process'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-reassures-taiwan-chinese-invasion-is-just-part-of-the-process/?utm_source=fediverse

Kids, Here Are 10 Signs Your Parents Might Be Domestic Terrorists

https://babylonbee.com/news/kids-here-are-10-signs-your-parents-might-be-domestic-terrorists/?utm_source=fediverse

Car Manufacturers Target Women With New Warning Lights Reading 'Check Engine, Or Don't, Whatever, It's Probably No Big Deal'

https://babylonbee.com/news/car-manufacturers-target-women-with-new-warning-lights-reading-check-engine-or-dont-whatever-its-probably-no-big-deal/?utm_source=fediverse

Disaster As Joe Biden Crashes Kamala Commercial To Sniff The Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-as-joe-biden-crashes-kamala-commercial-to-sniff-the-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

Contemporary Christian Artist Comes Out As Still A Christian

https://babylonbee.com/news/contemporary-christian-artist-comes-out-as-still-a-christian/?utm_source=fediverse

Poll: 38% Percent Still Approve Of Biden Job Performance As They Don’t Realize He’s The President

https://babylonbee.com/news/poll-38-percent-still-approve-of-biden-job-performance-because-they-dont-know-hes-the-president/?utm_source=fediverse

Gavin Newsom Takes Dip In Pacific Ocean Causing Massive Oil Slick

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-takes-a-dip-in-pacific-ocean-causing-massive-oil-slick/?utm_source=fediverse

Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In? Take The Official Babylon Bee Quiz!

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-hogwarts-house-would-you-be-in-take-the-quiz/?utm_source=fediverse

Dr. Fauci Says Unvaccinated Kids Can Trick Or Treat But They Only Get Candy Corn

https://babylonbee.com/news/dr-fauci-says-unvaccinated-kids-can-trick-or-treat-but-they-only-get-candy-corn/?utm_source=fediverse

Columbus Statue Replaced With Statue Of Elizabeth Warren

https://babylonbee.com/news/columbus-statue-to-be-replaced-with-statue-of-elizabeth-warren/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Introduce 'Medicare For All Except The Unvaccinated' Bill

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-introduce-medicare-for-all-except-the-unvaccinated-bill/?utm_source=fediverse

Weird: Many Southwest Planes Flying Banners Reading 'Let's Go Brandon'

https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-many-southwest-planes-flying-banners-reading-lets-go-brandon/?utm_source=fediverse

Terrifying New Halloween Mask Depicts A Human Face Not Wearing A Mask

https://babylonbee.com/news/terrifying-new-halloween-mask-depicts-a-human-face-not-wearing-a-mask/?utm_source=fediverse

Southwest Airlines Offering Free Flights To All Passengers Who Are Vaccinated And Can Fly A Plane

https://babylonbee.com/news/southwest-airlines-offering-free-flights-to-all-passengers-who-are-vaccinated-and-can-fly-a-plane/?utm_source=fediverse