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Stormtrooper Accidentally Discharges 238 Live Laser Rounds On 'Mandalorian' Set, No One Hurt

https://babylonbee.com/news/nobody-hurt-after-stormtrooper-accidentally-discharges-238-live-laser-rounds-on-set-of-the-mandalorian/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Orders Daring Mission Into Afghanistan To Mark Stranded Americans' Passports As 'Non-Binary'

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-orders-daring-mission-into-afghanistan-to-mark-stranded-americans-passports-as-non-binary/?utm_source=fediverse

'We're Not Doing Anything Bad To Your Kids But You Cannot Come In And Check,' Says Public School Teacher

https://babylonbee.com/news/were-not-doing-anything-bad-to-your-kids-but-you-cannot-come-in-and-check-says-public-school-teacher/?utm_source=fediverse

'Land Of The Free, Home Of The Brave' To Be Removed From National Anthem To Encourage Compliance With Vaccine Mandates

https://babylonbee.com/news/land-of-the-free-home-of-the-brave-to-be-removed-from-national-anthem-to-encourage-vaccine-mandate-compliance/?utm_source=fediverse

AG Garland Issues Memo Calling For Investigation Of Terrorist Senators Who Harassed And Intimidated Him At Hearing

https://babylonbee.com/news/ag-garland-issues-memo-calling-for-investigation-of-terrorist-senators-who-harassed-and-intimidated-him-at-hearing/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Excited For Giant Refund After Claiming $1 Million Of 'Unrealized Charitable Donations'

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-excited-for-giant-refund-after-claiming-1-million-of-unrealized-charitable-donations/?utm_source=fediverse

Picard Suspended From Twitter For Saying He Sees Only Four Lights

https://babylonbee.com/news/picard-suspended-from-twitter-for-saying-he-sees-only-four-lights/?utm_source=fediverse

Janet Yellen Pops Out Of Child's Cake To Take His Birthday Money

https://babylonbee.com/news/janet-yellen-pops-out-of-childs-birthday-cake-to-take-his-birthday-money/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Sexiest Halloween Costume Ideas For Christians

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-sexiest-halloween-costume-ideas-for-christians/?utm_source=fediverse

Pfizer Claims Vaccine Will Reduce Average Daily Child COVID Deaths From Almost Zero To Almost Zero

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-claims-vaccine-will-reduce-average-daily-child-covid-deaths-from-almost-zero-to-almost-zero/?utm_source=fediverse

Denis Villeneuve Scrambles To Read Second Half Of Dune

https://babylonbee.com/news/denis-villeneuve-races-to-read-second-half-of-book/?utm_source=fediverse

Exposed: Here Are 10 More Hideous Mad Science Experiments Fauci Funded

https://babylonbee.com/news/exposed-here-are-10-more-hideous-mad-science-experiments-fauci-funded/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Who’s Good At Driving Wondering If She Might Be Transgender

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-whos-good-at-driving-wondering-if-she-might-be-transgender/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Says You Would Be Able To Afford Food If You Had Kept The 16 Cents You Saved On July 4th

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-says-you-would-be-able-to-afford-food-if-you-had-kept-the-16-cents-you-saved-on-july-4th/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Great Things About Hyperinflation

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-great-things-about-hyperinflation/?utm_source=fediverse

Whistleblower Fired From Facebook For Constantly Blowing Whistle While Everyone Was Trying To Program

https://babylonbee.com/news/whistleblower-says-she-was-fired-from-facebook-for-constantly-blowing-whistle-while-everyone-was-trying-to-program/?utm_source=fediverse

Op-Ed: I Noticed You Didn’t Make It To Church During That Flash Flood Last Week

https://babylonbee.com/news/opinion-i-noticed-you-didnt-make-it-to-church-during-that-flash-flood-last-week-by-pastor-randall-shmepley/?utm_source=fediverse

Obama Tells Girl Raped In School Restroom To Stop Peddling Fake Outrage

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-tells-girl-raped-in-school-restroom-to-stop-peddling-fake-outrage/?utm_source=fediverse

Divided Nation Finally Unites Over Shared Hatred For Houston Astros

https://babylonbee.com/news/divided-nation-finally-united-over-hatred-for-houston-astros/?utm_source=fediverse

Dave Chappelle Hired By The Daily Wire

https://babylonbee.com/news/dave-chappelle-hired-by-the-daily-wire/?utm_source=fediverse