The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Father Informs Daughter Of New Tax On Unrealized Halloween Candy Gains

https://babylonbee.com/news/father-implements-tax-on-unrealized-halloween-candy-gains/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Buys Containers To Hold Other Containers

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-buys-containers-to-hold-containers/?utm_source=fediverse

Poll Finds American Public Trusts Empty Podium Over Jen Psaki

https://babylonbee.com/news/poll-finds-american-public-trusts-empty-podium-over-jen-psaki/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Just Think This Let's Go Brandon Thing Is Really Disrespectful,' Says Man Wearing F--- TRUMP T-Shirt

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-just-think-this-lets-go-brandon-thing-is-really-disrespectful-says-man-wearing-f----trump-t-shirt/?utm_source=fediverse

Kaepernick Sad That No Slave Owner Will Enslave Him No Matter How Many Times He Tries Out To Be A Slave

https://babylonbee.com/news/kaepernick-mad-that-no-slave-owner-will-enslave-him-no-matter-how-many-times-he-tries-out-to-be-a-slave/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Anchors All Poop Pants On Air To Show It's Perfectly Normal

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-anchors-all-poop-pants-on-air-in-solidarity-with-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

Secret Service Agent Spotted Carrying Diaper Bag

https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-agent-spotted-carrying-diaper-bag/?utm_source=fediverse

Kaepernick Starts Underground Railroad To Help Other NFL Stars Escape To Freedom

https://babylonbee.com/news/kaepernick-starts-underground-railroad-to-help-other-nfl-stars-escape-to-freedom/?utm_source=fediverse

Toddler With Full Diaper And Incoherent Speech Goes As Joe Biden For Halloween

https://babylonbee.com/news/toddler-with-full-diaper-and-incoherent-speech-goes-as-joe-biden-for-halloween/?utm_source=fediverse

PETA Calls On MLB To Rename 'Bats' As Name Is Offensive To Nocturnal Flying Animals

https://babylonbee.com/news/peta-calls-on-mlb-to-rename-bats-as-name-is-offensive-to-nocturnal-flying-animals/?utm_source=fediverse

'Dune' Review: Nobody Was Wearing A Mask In The Theatre And I Almost Died. Worms Were Cool. 2 Stars Out Of 5

https://babylonbee.com/news/dune-review-nobody-was-wearing-a-mask-in-the-theatre-and-i-almost-died-worms-were-cool-2-stars-out-of-5/?utm_source=fediverse

Babylon Mom: It's Important To Spend A Lot Of Time Doing Self-Care And Also Has Anyone Seen Aiden?

https://babylonbee.com/news/babylon-mom-its-important-to-spend-a-lot-of-time-doing-self-care-and-also-has-anyone-seen-aiden/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Leadership Board Approves Baptism Boosters

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-leadership-board-approves-baptism-boosters/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Announces New Social Network Where The Only Thing You Can Post Is 'Let's Go Brandon'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-new-social-network-where-the-only-thing-you-can-post-is-lets-go-brandon/?utm_source=fediverse

Hillary Clinton Dresses Up As President For Halloween

https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-dresses-up-as-president-for-halloween/?utm_source=fediverse

Youngkin Keeps Lincoln Project Away By Holding Rally Within 500 Feet Of A School

https://babylonbee.com/news/youngkin-keeps-lincoln-project-away-by-holding-rally-within-500-feet-of-a-school/?utm_source=fediverse

Mounted Border Patrol Ordered To Replace 'Whips' With Bags Of Money

https://babylonbee.com/news/mounted-border-patrol-ordered-to-replace-whips-with-bags-of-money/?utm_source=fediverse

Wildly Popular New Hair Salon For Introverts Guarantees No Small Talk From Your Stylist

https://babylonbee.com/news/wildly-popular-new-hair-salon-for-introverts-guarantees-no-small-talk-from-your-stylist/?utm_source=fediverse

Rookie Move: Christian Prays God Would Teach Him Patience

https://babylonbee.com/news/rookie-move-christian-pays-god-would-teach-him-patience/?utm_source=fediverse

KKK Member Posing By Glenn Youngkin's Bus Turns Out To Be Ralph Northam

https://babylonbee.com/news/kkk-member-posing-by-glenn-younkins-buss-turns-out-to-be-ralph-northam/?utm_source=fediverse