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Lone Holdout Still Clapping When Second Verse Hits

https://babylonbee.com/news/lone-holdout-still-clapping-during-second-verse/?utm_source=fediverse

Sesame Street Sends Important Message That All Good Puppets Get Vaccinated

https://babylonbee.com/news/sesame-street-sends-important-message-that-only-puppets-get-vaccinated/?utm_source=fediverse

Aaron Rodgers Beats Fiancé, Murders A Few Guys On The Street So NFL Will Embrace Him Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/aaron-rodgers-beats-fianc-murders-a-few-guys-on-the-street-so-nfl-will-embrace-him-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Progress: U.S. Military Introduces Very First Gender-Neutral Bomb

https://babylonbee.com/news/woke-military-us-army-introduces-new-gender-neutral-bomb/?utm_source=fediverse

YouTube Removes 138,000 Dislikes From Biden Videos In Middle Of Night

https://babylonbee.com/news/youtube-removes-138000-dislikes-from-biden-videos-in-middle-of-night/?utm_source=fediverse

'That Boy Was Fake-Crying!' Says Man Who Bursts Into Tears Whenever Someone Lightly Brushes His Elbow

https://babylonbee.com/news/lebron-confused-by-rittenhouse-as-hes-never-seen-anyone-cry-for-real-before/?utm_source=fediverse

Honoring Brian Williams: Top 10 Moments Of His Remarkable Career In Journalism

https://babylonbee.com/news/honoring-brian-williams-top-10-moments-of-his-remarkable-career-in-journalism/?utm_source=fediverse

New Game 'Call Of Duty: Rittenhouse' Lets You Defend Your Home From A Horde Of Bloodthirsty Communists

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-game-call-of-duty-rittenhouse-lets-you-defend-your-home-from-a-horde-of-bloodthirsty-communists/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Finishes Cleaning Kitchen After Husband Cleans Kitchen

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-finishes-cleaning-kitchen-after-husband-cleans-kitchen/?utm_source=fediverse

'The Booster Shot Had Absolutely No Side Effects,' Says Gavin Newsom's Second Head

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-booster-shot-had-absolutely-no-side-effects-says-gavin-newsoms-second-head/?utm_source=fediverse

USNS Harvey Milk To Be Manned Entirely By Crew Of Underage Boys

https://babylonbee.com/news/usns-harvey-milk-to-be-manned-entirely-by-crew-of-underage-boys/?utm_source=fediverse

Police Warn Of Increase In Boring Murders That Would Never Make A Good Podcast

https://babylonbee.com/news/police-warn-of-increase-in-boring-murders-that-would-never-make-a-good-podcast/?utm_source=fediverse

State Regrets Hiring Lionel Hutz To Prosecute Kyle Rittenhouse

https://babylonbee.com/news/state-regrets-hiring-lionel-hutz-to-prosecute-kyle-rittenhouse/?utm_source=fediverse

Now That He's Sold The Pfizer Vaccine, Here Are 10 More Upcoming Product Endorsements From Big Bird

https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-10-more-upcoming-product-endorsements-from-big-bird/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Man Would Rather Wander Store For Hours Than Ask For Help

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-would-rather-wander-store-for-hours-than-ask-for-help/?utm_source=fediverse

Politicians Puzzled Why Poor People Need Gallons Of Both Gas And Milk

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-puzzled-why-poor-people-need-gallons-of-both-gas-and-milk/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden To Repurpose Oil Pipeline To Carry Illegal Immigrants

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-to-repurpose-oil-pipeline-to-carry-illegal-immigrants/?utm_source=fediverse

Toddler Review: Mud—A Stimulating Medium For Both Art And Recreation

https://babylonbee.com/news/toddler-review-muda-stimulating-medium-for-both-art-and-recreation/?utm_source=fediverse

Due To Rising Inflation, Worship Leader Can Only Afford Songs With 2 Chords

https://babylonbee.com/news/due-to-rising-inflation-worship-leader-can-only-afford-songs-with-2-chords/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Confirm Jesus Always Fist-Bumped Apostles After Absolutely Roasting Pharisees

https://babylonbee.com/news/scriptural-scholars-confirm-jesus-pharisee-owning-parables-followed-by-fist-bumps-with-apostles/?utm_source=fediverse