Representation: New Hollywood Policy Will Require At Least 50% Of Roles To Be Played By Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
Tis The Season: Christmas Carolers Delight Locals By Going Door To Door Singing ‘Let’s Go Brandon’
'1984' Prequel Released Where People Beg Big Brother To Take Away Their Rights To Protect Them From Virus
Baptist Church Sings 'Don We Now Our Straight Apparel'
DeSantis Leads Florida Military Into Germany To Liberate Unvaccinated Concentration Camps
Nation's Dads Report That It's Probably Fine
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Bob Dole Switches To Democrat Party
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Unemployment Rate Among Cuomo Brothers Rises To 100%
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Dad Finds Button To End FaceTime Call In Record 27 Seconds
DeSantis Introduces Controversial Proposal To Grow Personal Army Of Uruk-Hai
Biden Administration Celebrates Creating 2 Whole Jobs
The Babylon Bee Presents: The 12 Most Inspiring Verses In The Bible
Man Immediately Granted Sainthood After Returning Shopping Cart To Corral
To Prevent Unnecessary Deaths, Nation Demands Common-Sense Alec Baldwin Control
Mirror Brought Into Courtroom So Jussie Smollett Can Face His Attackers
'It's Demo Day!’ Shouts Joel Osteen Taking A Sledgehammer To His Church Walls
Man Excited To Add 2-Cent Gas Savings To The 16 Cents He Saved On July 4
Laid-Off Journalist Trying To Learn To Code Horrified To Discover The Code Is Binary
Wife Stocks Up During One Of Ulta's 17 Sales That Only Happen Once A Year
Good News: We Will Sing God's Praises For All Eternity. Bad News: The Song Is 'Way Maker'
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