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Biden Nukes Florida, Says Courts Can Strike Down Later If It Turns Out That's Illegal

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-launches-nuclear-missile-at-florida-says-courts-can-strike-down-later-if-it-turns-out-thats-illegal/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds Politicians Safe From Myocarditis As They Do Not Have Hearts

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-politicians-unaffected-by-myocarditis-as-they-do-not-have-hearts/?utm_source=fediverse

New Pfizer Punch Card Lets You Get Free Sub Sandwich Every 10th Booster

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-pfizer-punch-card-lets-you-get-10th-booster-free/?utm_source=fediverse

Kenny G Emerges From Hibernation To Play Christmas Songs For Full Month

https://babylonbee.com/news/kenny-g-emerges-from-hibernation-for-annual-christmas-performance/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation's Men Freaking Out About Omicron After Learning Symptoms Are Like A Mild Cold

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-men-freaking-out-about-omicron-after-learning-symptoms-are-like-a-mild-cold/?utm_source=fediverse

Evil Corporation Imprisons & Kills Millions. UPDATE: No, Wait, It's Just The Government

https://babylonbee.com/news/evil-corporation-imprisons--kills-millions-update-no-wait-its-just-the-government/?utm_source=fediverse

Rittenhouse Says 'F--- You', LeBron Immediately Falls To Ground

https://babylonbee.com/news/lebron-james-immediately-falls-to-ground-after-rittenhouse-says-f----you/?utm_source=fediverse

Bible Now Includes Warning That It May Contain Spoilers For ‘The Chosen’

https://babylonbee.com/news/bible-now-includes-warning-that-it-may-contain-spoilers-for-the-chosen/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Warns Russia That If They Invade Ukraine, America Will Evacuate Haphazardly And Leave $86 Billion In Weapons Behind

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-warns-russia-that-if-they-invade-ukraine-america-will-evacuate-haphazardly-and-leave-86-billion-of-weapons-behind/?utm_source=fediverse

NYPD Implements Controversial 'Stop And Forcibly Vaccinate' Policy

https://babylonbee.com/news/nypd-implements-controversial-stop-and-forcibly-vaccinate-policy/?utm_source=fediverse

Smollett: 'The True Attackers Were Inside Me All Along'

https://babylonbee.com/news/smollett-the-true-attackers-were-inside-me-all-along/?utm_source=fediverse

Avengers Announce Diplomatic Boycott Of Thanos

https://babylonbee.com/news/avengers-announce-diplomatic-boycott-of-thanos/?utm_source=fediverse

De Blasio Unveils Latest Plan To Get More People To Move To Florida

https://babylonbee.com/news/de-blasio-unveils-latest-plan-to-get-more-people-to-move-to-florida/?utm_source=fediverse

To Save Time, Ghislaine Maxwell Just Lists The Hollywood Celebs And Politicians Who Didn't Visit Epstein Island

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-save-time-ghislaine-maxwell-just-lists-the-hollywood-celebs-and-politicians-who-didnt-visit-epstein-island/?utm_source=fediverse

Representation: New Hollywood Policy Will Require At Least 50% Of Roles To Be Played By Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson

https://babylonbee.com/news/representation-new-hollywood-policy-will-require-at-least-50-of-roles-to-be-played-by-dwayne-the-rock-johnson/?utm_source=fediverse

Tis The Season: Christmas Carolers Delight Locals By Going Door To Door Singing ‘Let’s Go Brandon’

https://babylonbee.com/news/tis-the-season-conservative-carolers-go-door-to-door-singing-lets-go-brandon/?utm_source=fediverse

'1984' Prequel Released Where People Beg Big Brother To Take Away Their Rights To Protect Them From Virus

https://babylonbee.com/news/1984-prequel-announced-where-people-beg-big-brother-to-take-away-their-rights-to-protect-them-from-virus/?utm_source=fediverse

Baptist Church Sings 'Don We Now Our Straight Apparel'

https://babylonbee.com/news/baptist-church-sings-don-we-now-our-straight-apparel/?utm_source=fediverse

DeSantis Leads Florida Military Into Germany To Liberate Unvaccinated Concentration Camps

https://babylonbee.com/news/desantis-sends-florida-military-to-liberate-unvaccinated-german-concentration-camps/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation's Dads Report That It's Probably Fine

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-dads-report-that-its-probably-fine/?utm_source=fediverse