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Study: Defunding Police Leads To Increased Funding Of Police

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-defunding-police-leads-to-increased-funding-of-police/?utm_source=fediverse

Just In Time: Pfizer Introduces Miracle Treatment For Myocarditis

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-announces-new-vaccine-that-prevents-people-from-getting-myocarditis/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Quietly Resets 'Days Since An Employee Committed A Sex Crime' Counter Back To Zero

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-quietly-resets-days-since-an-employee-committed-a-sex-crime-counter-back-to-zero/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child

https://babylonbee.com/news/christmas-gift-ideas-for-your-liberal-child/?utm_source=fediverse

Rape Victim Serves Jail Time For Misgendering Rapist

https://babylonbee.com/news/rape-victim-serves-jail-time-for-misgendering-rapist/?utm_source=fediverse

Amazing: Clairvoyant Man Can Always Guess What Will Happen Next In Wife’s Hallmark Movie

https://babylonbee.com/news/amazing-clairvoyant-husband-can-always-guess-what-will-happen-next-in-wifes-hallmark-movie/?utm_source=fediverse

White Man Callously Attacks Native American Woman

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-man-callously-attacks-oppressed-native-american-woman/?utm_source=fediverse

KKK Disbands As Progressive Left Accomplishing All Their Goals

https://babylonbee.com/news/kkk-disbands-as-critical-race-theorists-accomplishing-all-their-goals/?utm_source=fediverse

Psaki Blames Inflation On Little Elves That Change Prices In The Middle Of The Night

https://babylonbee.com/news/psaki-blames-inflation-on-little-elves-that-change-prices-in-the-middle-of-the-night/?utm_source=fediverse

Gas Stations Introduce Convenient New Option To Pay With Arms, Legs

https://babylonbee.com/news/gas-stations-introduce-convenient-new-option-to-pay-with-arms-legs/?utm_source=fediverse

Chris Wallace Expected To Double CNN’s Viewership To 4

https://babylonbee.com/news/chris-wallace-expected-to-double-cnns-viewership-to-4/?utm_source=fediverse

California Imposes Statewide Mask Mandate On Your Mom Because She Ugly

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-imposes-statewide-mask-mandate-on-your-mom-because-she-ugly/?utm_source=fediverse

Psaki Vows To Find, Destroy Underground Lair Where All Corporate Executives Meet To Decide To Raise Prices Simultaneously For No Reason

https://babylonbee.com/news/psaki-vows-to-find-destroy-underground-lair-where-all-corporate-executives-meet-to-decide-to-raise-prices-simultaneously-for-no-reason/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Undeniable Proofs That Mask Mandates Work

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-undeniable-proofs-that-mask-mandates-work/?utm_source=fediverse

Bezos Orders Workers To Dig Through Tornado Rubble To Keep Filling Orders

https://babylonbee.com/news/bezos-orders-amazon-workers-to-dig-through-rubble-to-keep-fulfilling-orders/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Men Aren’t Women,’ Says Dangerous Far-Right Extremist

https://babylonbee.com/news/men-arent-women-says-dangerous-far-right-extremist/?utm_source=fediverse

Government To Replace Tornado Sirens With Climate Change Alarms

https://babylonbee.com/news/town-replaces-tornado-sirens-with-climate-change-alarms/?utm_source=fediverse

Meet Steve, The Last Remaining American Who Doesn't Have A Podcast

https://babylonbee.com/news/meet-steve-the-last-remaining-american-who-doesnt-have-a-podcast/?utm_source=fediverse

Baptist Kid Singing 'What Child Is This?' Mentally Prepares For Part Where He Has To Say The Word 'Ass'

https://babylonbee.com/news/baptist-kid-singing-what-child-is-this-mentally-prepares-for-part-where-he-has-to-say-the-word-ass/?utm_source=fediverse

California Institutes Mask Mandate To Flatten The Horizontal Line

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-institutes-mask-mandate-to-flatten-the-horizontal-line/?utm_source=fediverse