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Report: Celebration That Requires You To Stay Up Past Midnight Far Less Appealing Once You Turn 30

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‘Wow, What A Terrible Year!’ Say People Living At The Absolute Peak Of Human Civilization

https://babylonbee.com/news/wow-what-a-terrible-year-say-people-living-at-the-absolute-peak-of-human-civilization/?utm_source=fediverse

Miracle: God Graciously Allows Earth Full Of Sinful Humans To Complete Another Trip Around The Sun

https://babylonbee.com/news/miracle-god-graciously-allows-earth-full-of-sinful-humans-to-complete-another-trip-around-the-sun/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee's Top Predictions For 2022

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Betty White Passes Away One Last Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/betty-white-passes-away-one-last-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Unvaccinated Man Feeling Left Out As All His Vaccinated Friends Have COVID

https://babylonbee.com/news/unvaccinated-man-feeling-left-out-as-all-his-vaccinated-friends-have-covid/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC Claims Ron DeSantis Kidnapped Her And Held Her Hostage In Miami And Now She Is Dead

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-claims-ron-desantis-kidnapped-her-and-held-her-hostage-in-miami-and-now-she-is-dead/?utm_source=fediverse

FDA Approves New Anti-Omicron Drug 'PhiQuil'

https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-approves-new-anti-omicron-drug-totally-not-nyquil/?utm_source=fediverse

Trans Woman Breaks Jeopardy Record, Proving Once And For All That Men Are Smarter Than Women

https://babylonbee.com/news/trans-woman-wins-jeopardy-proving-once-and-for-all-that-men-are-smarter-than-women/?utm_source=fediverse

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Shouts Angrily At Whos Down In Whoville That Reindeer Can't Actually Fly

https://babylonbee.com/news/neil-degrasse-tyson-shouts-angrily-at-whos-down-in-whoville-that-reindeer-cant-actually-fly/?utm_source=fediverse

After Conviction For Sex Crimes, Ghislaine Maxwell Announces New Job At CNN

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-conviction-for-sex-crimes-ghislaine-maxwell-announces-new-job-at-cnn/?utm_source=fediverse

Ghislaine Maxwell Sentenced To 10 Unsupervised Minutes With Hillary Clinton

https://babylonbee.com/news/maxwell-sentenced-to-10-unsupervised-minutes-with-hillary-clinton/?utm_source=fediverse

Airlines Insist Flights Aren't Being Canceled, They're Being Held Accountable

https://babylonbee.com/news/airlines-insist-flights-arent-being-canceled-theyre-being-held-accountable/?utm_source=fediverse

'The View' Replaces Republican Host With Elephant Piñata They Can Hit With Sticks All Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-view-replaces-republican-host-with-elephant-piata-they-can-hit-with-sticks-all-day/?utm_source=fediverse

Poll: 9 Out Of 10 Americans Support Tossing Dr. Fauci In A Volcano

https://babylonbee.com/news/poll-9-out-of-10-americans-support-tossing-dr-fauci-in-a-volcano/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No! Biden Checks His To-Do List And Realizes He Totally Forgot To Shut Down The Virus

https://babylonbee.com/news/oops-biden-checks-his-to-do-list-and-realizes-he-totally-forgot-to-shut-down-the-virus/?utm_source=fediverse

Genius Marketing: Common Cold Rebrands As 'Omicron' To Generate More Hype

https://babylonbee.com/news/genius-marketing-common-cold-rebrands-as-omicron-to-generate-more-hype/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways Christians Are Being Persecuted In America

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-christians-are-being-persecuted-in-america/?utm_source=fediverse

In Retrospect, Woman Attending Communist-Themed Party Should Have Realized There Wouldn't Be Any Food

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-retrospect-man-attending-communist-themed-party-should-have-realized-there-wouldnt-be-any-food/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Presents: Top CNN Moments Of 2021

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