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Man Excitedly Starts His ‘Read Half Way Through Genesis Before Quitting’ Bible In A Year Plan

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Dave Chappelle Apologizes For Photograph With Unfunny Friend Patton Oswalt

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Texas Annexes Oklahoma, Turns Entire State Into One Giant Buc-ee's

https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-annexes-oklahoma-turns-entire-state-into-one-giant-buc-ees/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Your Phone Just Buzzed In Your Pocket. UPDATE: No It Didn't

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-phone-buzzed-in-pocket-update-no-it-didnt/?utm_source=fediverse

Communist Dictators Jealous Of All The Attention Hitler Getting When They Killed Way More People

https://babylonbee.com/news/communist-dictators-getting-jealous-of-all-the-attention-hitler-getting-when-they-killed-way-more-people/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Boasts They Haven't Had An Employee Sex Scandal All Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-boasts-they-havent-had-an-employee-sex-scandal-all-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Ancestor That Fought In World War 2 Looks Down And Sees Descendant Publicly Kissing With A Mask On

https://babylonbee.com/news/ancestor-that-fought-in-world-war-2-looks-down-and-sees-descendant-publicly-kissing-with-a-mask-on/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Can Take Care Of The Kids On My Own,' Says Dad While Feeding Kids Handfuls Of Shredded Cheese For Lunch

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-can-take-care-of-the-kids-on-my-own-says-dad-while-feeding-kids-handfuls-of-shredded-cheese-for-lunch/?utm_source=fediverse

Leftist Who Keeps Getting COVID Tests Says He Can Quit Anytime

https://babylonbee.com/news/leftist-who-keeps-getting-covid-tests-says-he-can-quit-anytime/?utm_source=fediverse

CDC Says Men Can Now Safely Use The Urinal Right Next To Another Guy’s Urinal

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-says-men-can-now-safely-use-the-urinal-right-next-to-another-guys-urinal/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Shows 95% Of Church Connection Cards Completed By Bored Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-95-of-church-connection-cards-completed-by-bored-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Approval Rating Among Libertarians Skyrockets After He Says Federal Solutions Don't Work

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-becomes-libertarian-hero-after-saying-federal-solutions-dont-work/?utm_source=fediverse

'You're Just Mad You Can't Date Me!' Shouts AOC To Confused Drive-Thru Worker At Arby's

https://babylonbee.com/news/youre-just-mad-you-cant-date-me-shouts-aoc-to-confused-arbys-cashier/?utm_source=fediverse

Father Buys 800 AA Batteries So He'll Never Have To Buy More For A Long --- UPDATE: They're All Gone

https://babylonbee.com/news/father-buys-800-aa-batteries-so-hell-never-have-to-buy-more-for-a-long-----update-theyre-all-gone/?utm_source=fediverse

Ted Cruz Says All His Haters Are Just Unable To Resist His Raw Sex Appeal

https://babylonbee.com/news/ted-cruz-says-all-his-haters-just-think-hes-really-sexy/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Celebration That Requires You To Stay Up Past Midnight Far Less Appealing Once You Turn 30

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-celebration-that-requires-you-to-stay-up-past-midnight-far-less-appealing-once-you-turn-30/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Wow, What A Terrible Year!’ Say People Living At The Absolute Peak Of Human Civilization

https://babylonbee.com/news/wow-what-a-terrible-year-say-people-living-at-the-absolute-peak-of-human-civilization/?utm_source=fediverse

Miracle: God Graciously Allows Earth Full Of Sinful Humans To Complete Another Trip Around The Sun

https://babylonbee.com/news/miracle-god-graciously-allows-earth-full-of-sinful-humans-to-complete-another-trip-around-the-sun/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee's Top Predictions For 2022

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Betty White Passes Away One Last Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/betty-white-passes-away-one-last-time/?utm_source=fediverse