Biden Outperforms Nation's Expectations For First Year By Still Being Alive
Off! Releases Biden Repellent For Kids
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Sotomayor To Attend Supreme Court Arguments Remotely To Protect Herself From Exposure To Constitution
Senile Old Man Spreads Conspiracy Theories About The Efficacy Of Masks, Vaccines
Entire Medical Establishment Threatened By Comedian Who Gets High And Talks About MMA And Aliens
Couple With Joint Facebook Profile's Preferred Pronoun Is 'They'
Oops! Schumer Gives Passionate Speech Defending Filibuster After Accidentally Printing His Speech From Two Years Ago
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Government Issues New, More Accurate COVID Tests That Are Just A Coin You Flip
Democrats Warn That Republicans Plan To Steal Election By Blocking Democrat Efforts To Steal Election
School Sends Separate Email To Parents Every Time A Kid Sneezes
‘Cultural Appropriation Is Wrong,’ Says Dude In A Dress
In Statement To Jewish Community, Biden Says Republican Opposition To Voting Bill Is 'Holocaust 2.0'
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San Francisco Walgreens Introduces New Frequent Looter Rewards Punch Card
Man Glad He Has A Day Off Work So He Can Work For Wife Instead
Healthy High School Kid Fakes Mental Illness So He Can Fit In With Everyone Else
Senate Candidate Dr. Oz Promises To Reveal Shocking Secret To Trim Belly Fat If Elected
Historians Discover Document From 1776 That Removes All Mandates And Restrictions
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