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Biden Promises To Replace Retiring Quarterback Tom Brady With A Woman Of Color

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Joe Biden Beats Out Brussels Sprouts For America's Least Favorite Vegetable

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Buttigieg Celebrates Death Of Racist Pittsburgh Bridge

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Trudeau Claims Truckers Only Hate Him Because He's Black

https://babylonbee.com/news/trudeau-claims-truckers-only-hate-him-because-hes-black/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Puts New White House Cat In Charge Of Border Crisis

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-puts-white-house-cat-in-charge-of-border-crisis/?utm_source=fediverse

China Changes Ending Of 'Winnie The Pooh' So Pooh Conquers The World And Enslaves Ethnic Minorities

https://babylonbee.com/news/china-changes-ending-of-winnie-the-pooh-so-pooh-conquers-the-world-and-enslaves-ethnic-minorities/?utm_source=fediverse

Traveler Having Trouble Finding Luggage Among Scores Of Illegal Immigrants On Baggage Claim Carousel

https://babylonbee.com/news/traveler-having-trouble-finding-luggage-among-scores-of-illegal-immigrants-on-baggage-claim-carousel/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Clarify They're Only Pro-Choice About Killing Kids, Not About Where They Attend School

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-clarify-theyre-only-pro-choice-about-killing-kids-not-about-where-they-attend-school/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Seen Looking At Paint Color Swatches To Choose Next Supreme Court Justice

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Osteen Unable To Complete Wordle As Word Is 'Bible'

https://babylonbee.com/news/osteen-unable-to-complete-wordle-as-word-is-bible/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Strong Spike In Google Searches For 'Who Is Neil Young'

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-strong-spike-in-google-searches-for-who-is-neil-young/?utm_source=fediverse

Amy Schneider’s Winning Streak Ended After Being Asked, ‘Which Gender Has Two X Chromosomes?’

https://babylonbee.com/news/amy-schneiders-winning-streak-ended-after-being-asked-which-gender-has-two-x-chromosomes/?utm_source=fediverse

Polite Canadian Truck Drivers Ask Evil, Tyrannical Government To ‘Please Restore Our Freedoms If You Don't Mind, Eh’

https://babylonbee.com/news/polite-canadian-truck-drivers-ask-evil-tyrannical-government-to-please-restore-their-freedoms-if-they-dont-mind-eh/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Commits To Picking A Diversity Hire For SCOTUS Since That Worked So Well With His VP

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-commits-to-picking-a-diversity-hire-for-scotus-since-that-worked-so-well-with-his-vp/?utm_source=fediverse

New Minnie Mouse Pantsuit Design Includes Baton For Beating Uyghur Prisoners

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-minnie-mouse-pantsuit-design-includes-baton-for-beating-uyghur-prisoners/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Reminds Everyone That Black Justices Can Be Just As Smart As Rich Ones

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-reminds-aids-black-justices-can-be-just-as-smart-as-rich-ones/?utm_source=fediverse

Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained Biden's List Of Possible SCOTUS Nominees

https://babylonbee.com/news/exclusive-the-babylon-bee-has-obtained-bidens-list-of-possible-scotus-nominees/?utm_source=fediverse

'Why Do Good Things Happen At All?' Asks Atheist Struggling With His Faith

https://babylonbee.com/news/why-do-good-things-happen-at-all-asks-atheist-struggling-with-his-faith/?utm_source=fediverse

Dinklage Tries To Cancel 'Snow White' But Comes Up Short

https://babylonbee.com/news/dinklage-tries-to-cancel-snow-white-but-comes-up-short/?utm_source=fediverse

Boy Told He Can't Have Ice Cream Until He Eats All Of His McDonald's

https://babylonbee.com/news/health-conscious-parenting-kid-told-he-cant-have-ice-cream-until-he-eats-all-of-his-mcdonalds/?utm_source=fediverse