The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Trudeau Suffers PTSD Flashback After Driver Politely Honks To Tell Him Light Is Green

https://babylonbee.com/news/trudeau-suffers-ptsd-flashback-after-another-driver-politely-honks-to-tell-him-light-is-green/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Essential Items To Put In Your Fallout Shelter Today

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-essential-items-to-put-in-your-fallout-shelter-today/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk Airdrops New Flamethrower-Equipped Cybertanks Into Ukraine

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-airdrops-new-flamethrower-equipped-cybertanks-into-ukraine/?utm_source=fediverse

State Of The Union Will Just Be 90-Minute Broadcast Of Dumpster Engulfed In Flames

https://babylonbee.com/news/state-of-the-union-will-just-be-90-minute-broadcast-of-dumpster-engulfed-in-flames/?utm_source=fediverse

To Protect Against Nuclear Fallout, Dr. Fauci Recommends Wearing Three Masks

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-protect-against-nuclear-fallout-dr-fauci-recommends-wearing-three-masks/?utm_source=fediverse

'World War 3 Is Really Stressing Me Out,' Woman Tells Girlfriends Over Brunch

https://babylonbee.com/news/world-war-3-is-really-stressing-me-out-woman-tells-girlfriends-over-brunch/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Everyone Who Adds Ukrainian Flag To Profile Pic To Receive Nobel Peace Prize

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-everyone-who-adds-ukrainian-flag-to-profile-pic-to-receive-nobel-peace-prize/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Skips Supreme Court Nomination Hearings For Ketanji Brown Jackson Since We Already Know Her Race And Gender

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-skips-supreme-court-nomination-hearings-for-ketanji-jackson-because-we-already-know-her-race-and-gender/?utm_source=fediverse

General Milley Calls Russia To Warn Them Of Ukrainian Counter-Attack

https://babylonbee.com/news/general-milley-calls-russia-to-warn-them-of-ukrainian-counter-attack/?utm_source=fediverse

Taiwan Issues Official Statement: 'Lol We Are So Screwed'

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-are-so-screwed-says-taiwan-in-official-statement/?utm_source=fediverse

Mysterious Large Circles On Russian Radar Turn Out To Be President Zelensky's Massive Testicles

https://babylonbee.com/news/mysterious-large-circles-on-russian-radar-turn-out-to-be-president-zelenskys-testicles/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Most Important Things To Look For When Shopping For A New Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-most-important-things-to-look-for-when-shopping-for-a-new-church/?utm_source=fediverse

Sudden Spike In Women Advocating For Traditional Gender Roles Now That WW3 Starting

https://babylonbee.com/news/sudden-spike-in-women-advocating-for-traditional-gender-roles-now-that-ww3-starting/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Tells Ukrainians To Just Shoot Russian Soldiers In The Leg

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-tells-ukrainians-to-just-shoot-russian-soldiers-in-the-leg/?utm_source=fediverse

Russians Deploy New Tank That Opens Up To Reveal Consecutively Smaller Tanks

https://babylonbee.com/news/russians-unveil-new-tank-that-opens-up-to-reveal-consecutively-smaller-tanks/?utm_source=fediverse

John Kerry Orders Emergency Airdrop Of Solar Panels To Ukraine To Offset Carbon Emissions

https://babylonbee.com/news/john-kerry-orders-emergency-shipment-of-solar-panels-to-ukraine-to-offset-carbon-emissions/?utm_source=fediverse

Trudeau Jealous Another Dictator Taking All His Press Coverage

https://babylonbee.com/news/trudeau-jealous-another-dictator-taking-all-his-press-coverage/?utm_source=fediverse

Putin Withdraws From Ukraine After Celebrities Threaten To Sing 'Imagine'

https://babylonbee.com/news/putin-withdraws-from-ukraine-after-celebrities-threaten-to-sing-imagine/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Orders Astronauts On ISS To Eat All The Freeze-Dried Ice Cream And Not Leave Any For The Russians

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-orders-astronauts-on-iss-to-eat-all-the-freeze-dried-ice-cream-and-not-leave-any-for-the-russians/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Tragically Freezes To Death After Husband Doesn't Bring Blanket Fast Enough

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-freezes-to-death-after-husband-doesnt-bring-blanket-fast-enough/?utm_source=fediverse