The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Zelensky Makes Common-Sense Plea To Start WWIII

https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-makes-common-sense-plea-to-start-wwiii/?utm_source=fediverse

In Massive Escalation, Zelensky Requests America Send Florida Georgia Line To Play Concert For Russian Soldiers

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-massive-escalation-zelenskyy-requests-america-send-florida-georgia-line-to-play-concert-for-russian-soldiers/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Guide To The Founding Fathers

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-guide-to-the-founding-fathers/?utm_source=fediverse

Due To Inflation, People Will Now Have To Add Their Four Cents

https://babylonbee.com/news/due-to-inflation-people-will-now-have-to-add-their-four-cents/?utm_source=fediverse

Fast-Food Meal Costs Family $100 After They Idle In Drive-Thru For Ten Minutes

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-spends-100-on-dinner-after-idling-in-drive-thru-for-10-minutes/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee's Man Of The Year Is Rachel Levine

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bees-man-of-the-year-is-rachel-levine/?utm_source=fediverse

Adam And Eve Tell God That Putin Made Them Eat Forbidden Fruit

https://babylonbee.com/news/adam-and-eve-tell-god-that-putin-made-them-eat-forbidden-fruit/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientists Discover Tea Tastes Best When Dumped Out And Replaced With Coffee

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-discover-tea-tastes-best-when-dumped-out-and-replaced-with-coffee/?utm_source=fediverse

After Watching Lia Thomas, Little Girl Adjusts Dreams To Just Winning Second Place At Olympics

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-watching-lia-thomas-little-girl-adjusts-dreams-to-just-winning-second-place-at-olympics/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Assures America That The Buck Stops With Putin

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-assures-america-that-the-buck-stops-with-putin/?utm_source=fediverse

Planned Parenthood Adds Gender Surgery Services So They Can Carve Up Kids After Birth Too

https://babylonbee.com/news/planned-parenthood-adds-gender-surgery-services-so-they-can-carve-up-kids-after-birth-too/?utm_source=fediverse

Are You Woke Enough To Get Into An Elite Ivy League School? Take The Quiz!

https://babylonbee.com/news/are-you-smart-enough-to-get-into-an-elite-ivy-league-school-take-the-quiz/?utm_source=fediverse

Jussie Smollett Claims He Received Harsher Sentencing Just Because He 'Created A Hoax And Tried To Start A Race War'

https://babylonbee.com/news/jussie-smollett-claims-he-received-harsher-sentencing-just-because-he-created-a-hoax-and-tried-to-start-a-race-war/?utm_source=fediverse

Adorable: This Chevy Avalanche Owner Keeps Referring To It As A 'Truck'

https://babylonbee.com/news/adorable-this-chevy-avalanche-owner-keeps-referring-to-it-as-a-truck/?utm_source=fediverse

Due To Gas Prices, Next 'Fast & Furious' Movie Will Be About Bicycles

https://babylonbee.com/news/due-to-gas-prices-next-fast--furious-movie-will-feature-bicycles/?utm_source=fediverse

Sea Creatures Looking Forward To Wearing Discarded Masks For Next Few Million Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-humans-have-stopped-masking-but-fish-will-be-wearing-discarded-masks-for-next-few-million-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Obama Releases New Memoir About Time He Caught COVID Yesterday

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-releases-new-memoir-about-time-he-caught-covid-yesterday/?utm_source=fediverse

Tom Brady Realizes It's Easier To Be Hit By 300-Pound Linemen Than Stay Home All Day With Young Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/tom-brady-realizes-its-easier-to-be-hit-by-300-lb-linemen-than-stay-home-all-day-with-young-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

Obama Receives Nobel Prize In Medicine For Getting COVID

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-receives-nobel-prize-in-medicine-for-getting-covid/?utm_source=fediverse

Surprise! Thomas Massie Sneaks 'Defund Federal Government' Into Omnibus Bill On Page 2641

https://babylonbee.com/news/surprise-thomas-massie-sneaks-defund-federal-government-into-omnibus-bill-on-page-2641/?utm_source=fediverse