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Democrats Propose Replacing Memorial Day With Day Honoring Those Who Have Been Misgendered

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Archaeologists Have Just Discovered CONCLUSIVE PROOF Of The Bible: A Rock In The Red Sea That Says 'Moses Wuz Here'

https://babylonbee.com/news/archaeologists-uncover-rock-at-bottom-of-red-sea-that-reads-moses-wuz-here/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Forced To Clarify What Leader Of White House Said

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Nation Excited To See How Much They Saved On This Year’s Memorial Day BBQ

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-refreshes-white-house-twitter-feed-excited-to-see-how-much-they-saved-on-this-years-memorial-day-bbq/?utm_source=fediverse

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

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Toddler Rates Disney World A Close 2nd To Trip Through Car Wash

https://babylonbee.com/news/toddler-rates-disney-world-a-close-second-to-trip-through-car-wash/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Assigns Husband 4 Podcast Episodes' Worth Of Chores

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-assigns-husband-four-podcast-episodes-worth-of-chores/?utm_source=fediverse

George Lucas Puts Up Billboards Reading 'Miss Me Yet?' Next To Disney Star Wars Billboards

https://babylonbee.com/news/george-lucas-takes-out-billboard-reading-miss-me-yet-next-to-disney-star-wars-billboards/?utm_source=fediverse

For His Safety, Lifeguard Waits An Hour For Backup Before Jumping In To Save Struggling Swimmer

https://babylonbee.com/news/lifeguard-refuses-to-jump-in-and-save-drowning-child-as-the-water-is-6-feet-deep-and-he-would-be-risking-his-life/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Guns Should Not Be In The Hands Of The Mentally Unstable,’ Says Senile Man With Nukes

https://babylonbee.com/news/guns-should-not-be-in-the-hands-of-the-mentally-unstable-says-senile-man-with-nukes/?utm_source=fediverse

Obama Encourages Americans To Pause This Memorial Day To Remember The Sacrifice Of George Floyd

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-encourages-americans-to-pause-this-memorial-day-to-remember-the-sacrifice-of-george-floyd/?utm_source=fediverse

Are You A Racist? Take The Quiz!

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NASA Scientists Discover Tiny Black Hole Between Driver's Seat And Middle Console

https://babylonbee.com/news/physicists-discover-tiny-black-hole-between-drivers-seat-and-middle-console/?utm_source=fediverse

LeBron Confused By Hockey Players Who Get Back Up After Getting Knocked Down

https://babylonbee.com/news/lebron-confused-by-hockey-players-who-dont-collapse-sobbing-after-getting-punched-in-teeth/?utm_source=fediverse

Parents Begin Disguising School Buildings As The Capitol So Congress Will Spend Billions To Protect Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/parents-begin-disguising-school-buildings-as-the-capitol-so-congress-will-spend-billions-to-protect-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: You Should Hug Your Kids Right This Instant

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Summer Activities To Enjoy With Your Libertarian Kid

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Beto Interrupts Press Conference To Remind Everyone He's A Giant Turd

https://babylonbee.com/news/beto-interrupts-press-conference-to-remind-everyone-hes-a-piece-of-garbage/?utm_source=fediverse

Mom Unveils Totally Doable Summer Activity Schedule

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Nation Comes Together During Tragedy To Engage In Tradition Of Hateful Bickering

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-comes-together-in-time-of-grieving-to-engage-in-traditional-ritual-of-arguing-and-hating-each-other/?utm_source=fediverse