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Man Starting To Wonder If He Shouldn't Have Invested His Life Savings In An Imaginary Token Saying He Owns A Digital Painting Of A Cartoon Monkey

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-starting-to-wonder-if-he-shouldnt-have-invested-his-life-savings-in-an-imaginary-token-saying-he-owns-a-digital-painting-of-a-cartoon-monkey/?utm_source=fediverse

Anthropologists Now Believe All-Female Amazon Tribe Collapsed Because Nobody Could Get Any Jars Open

https://babylonbee.com/news/anthropologists-believe-that-all-female-amazon-tribe-collapsed-because-nobody-could-get-any-jars-open/?utm_source=fediverse

New Daily Wire Western Film Draws Criticism For Scene Where Ben Shapiro Appears As Traveling Salesman For Life Insurance

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-daily-wire-western-movie-draws-criticism-for-scene-where-ben-shapiro-appears-as-traveling-salesman-for-life-insurance/?utm_source=fediverse

McDonald's Introduces New 1 Bitcoin Value Menu

https://babylonbee.com/news/mcdonalds-introduces-new-value-1-bitcoin-menu/?utm_source=fediverse

D.C. Politicians On Edge As CDC Announces Arrival Of Lizardpox

https://babylonbee.com/news/dc-politicians-on-edge-as-cdc-announces-arrival-of-lizardpox/?utm_source=fediverse

Science Tests Positive For COVID

https://babylonbee.com/news/science-tests-positive-for-covid/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Accomplished Nothing Today!' Says Mom Who Spent All Day Nurturing Infinitely Precious Human Souls

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-accomplished-nothing-today-says-mom-who-cared-for-infinitely-precious-children-of-god/?utm_source=fediverse

Here Are The Denominations Of Each Of The 7 Churches In Revelation

https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-the-denominations-of-each-of-the-7-churches-in-revelation/?utm_source=fediverse

Starbucks Engineers Have Reportedly Almost Developed Cup Of Coffee Half As Good As McDonald's

https://babylonbee.com/news/starbucks-engineers-have-reportedly-almost-developed-cup-of-coffee-half-as-good-as-mcdonalds/?utm_source=fediverse

Disney Digitally Replaces Tim Allen With Chris Evans In All Episodes Of 'Home Improvement'

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-digitally-replaces-tim-allen-with-chris-evans-in-all-episodes-of-home-improvement/?utm_source=fediverse

Brett Kavanaugh Unveils Updated Supreme Court Robe

https://babylonbee.com/news/brett-kavanaugh-unveils-updated-supreme-court-robe/?utm_source=fediverse

Hispanics Just Voting For Whichever Candidate Isn't Calling Them 'Latinx'

https://babylonbee.com/news/hispanics-just-voting-for-whichever-candidate-isnt-calling-them-latinx/?utm_source=fediverse

San Francisco Mayor Happily Reports Less Human Poop On City Streets Due To Food Shortages

https://babylonbee.com/news/san-francisco-officials-happy-to-report-less-human-poop-on-city-streets-due-to-food-shortages/?utm_source=fediverse

Death Toll From Jan. 6 Skyrockets As Hearing Viewers Die Of Boredom

https://babylonbee.com/news/death-toll-from-jan-6-skyrockets-as-hearing-viewers-die-of-boredom/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Now Think '6.66' In Revelation Refers To Price Of Gas In The End Times

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-think-666-in-revelation-refers-to-price-of-gas-in-the-end-times/?utm_source=fediverse

'Bad-Faith Right-Wing Actors Have Sabotaged Me Again!' Cries Taylor Lorenz After Stepping On A Rake

https://babylonbee.com/news/bad-faith-right-wing-actors-have-sabotaged-me-again-cries-taylor-lorenz-after-stepping-on-a-rake/?utm_source=fediverse

Marlboro Adds Puberty Blockers To Cigarettes To Make Them Legal For Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/marlboro-adds-puberty-blockers-to-cigarettes-to-make-them-legal-for-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Things To Do To Distract You From Your 401k

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-things-to-do-to-distract-you-from-your-401k/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says The Economy Is As Vibrant And Healthy As He Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-the-economy-is-as-vibrant-and-healthy-as-he-is/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Shows Kids Who Are Homeschooled Could Miss Out On Opportunity To Be A Gay Communist

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-kids-who-are-homeschooled-could-miss-out-on-opportunity-to-be-a-gay-communist/?utm_source=fediverse