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Amazon Confirms Orcs In 'Rings Of Power' Will Be Wearing MAGA Hats

https://babylonbee.com/news/amazon-confirms-rings-of-power-orcs-will-be-wearing-maga-hats/?utm_source=fediverse

Empire Confiscates Luke Skywalker's Lightsaber Under New Red Flag Law

https://babylonbee.com/news/empire-confiscates-luke-skywalkers-lightsaber-under-new-red-flag-law/?utm_source=fediverse

Justice Thomas Once Again Suffers Severe Burns While Writing Absolutely Fire Opinion

https://babylonbee.com/news/justice-thomas-burns-his-hands-again-while-writing-absolutely-fire-opinion/?utm_source=fediverse

Reminder: If You Read Half The Bible Today You Can Catch Up On Your Year-Long Reading Plan

https://babylonbee.com/news/reminder-if-you-read-half-the-bible-today-you-can-catch-up-on-your-year-long-reading-plan/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Seen Shouting At Gas Station Sign To Lower Its Prices

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-seen-shouting-at-gas-station-sign-to-lower-its-prices/?utm_source=fediverse

Smart Watch Congratulates Man For Getting Up From Desk To Grab A Snack

https://babylonbee.com/news/smart-watch-congratulates-man-for-getting-up-from-desk-to-grab-a-snack/?utm_source=fediverse

Winnie The Pooh Has Rifle Confiscated After Congress Passes ‘Red Flag’ Law

https://babylonbee.com/news/winnie-the-pooh-has-rifle-confiscated-after-congress-passes-red-flag-law/?utm_source=fediverse

Nancy Pelosi Recommends Avoiding Pain At The Pump By Becoming A Millionaire Through Insider Trading

https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-recommends-avoiding-pain-at-the-pump-by-becoming-a-millionaire-through-insider-trading/?utm_source=fediverse

Infographic: How To Spot A Homeschooler

https://babylonbee.com/news/infographic-how-to-spot-a-homeschooler/?utm_source=fediverse

Zelensky Disappointed Biden Only Sent Him Ben Stiller Instead Of The Will Ferrell He Requested

https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-disappointed-biden-only-sent-him-ben-stiller-instead-of-the-will-ferrell-he-requested/?utm_source=fediverse

Frustrated Capitol Gift Shop Lady Finally Puts Up Sign Saying ‘NO WE DO NOT SELL BUFFALO HAT SOUVENIRS’

https://babylonbee.com/news/frustrated-capitol-gift-shop-lady-finally-puts-up-big-sign-no-we-do-not-sell-buffalo-hat-souvenirs/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Times Socialism Actually Worked

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-times-socialism-actually-worked/?utm_source=fediverse

'A Man’s Home Is His Castle,’ Says Man Sitting Under 25 Floral Throw Pillows

https://babylonbee.com/news/a-mans-home-is-his-castle-says-man-sitting-under-25-floral-throw-pillows-on-couch/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Announce 'January 6 Hearings On Ice'

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-announce-january-6-hearings-on-ice/?utm_source=fediverse

After ‘Lightyear’ Bombs, Disney Quietly Cancels Their Upcoming Movie ‘Brokeback Woody’

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-lightyear-bombs-disney-quietly-cancels-their-upcoming-movie-brokeback-woody/?utm_source=fediverse

Vatican Promises Next Pope Will Be A Woman Of Color

https://babylonbee.com/news/vatican-promises-next-pope-will-be-a-woman-of-color/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Now Believe Moses Shouted, 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS!' Before Dropping His Staff And Drowning The Egyptians

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-believe-moses-shouted-you-shall-not-pass-before-dropping-his-staff-and-drowning-the-egyptians/?utm_source=fediverse

Theologians Believe Jesus Slept Through The Storm On A MyPillow

https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-believe-jesus-slept-through-the-storm-on-mypillow/?utm_source=fediverse

Man On 8th Booster Still Chasing That High He Got With The First Shot

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-on-8th-booster-still-chasing-that-high-he-got-with-the-first-shot/?utm_source=fediverse

Merriam-Webster Replaces Definition Of 'Woman' With Shrug Emoji

https://babylonbee.com/news/merriam-webster-replaces-definition-of-woman-with-shrug-emoji/?utm_source=fediverse