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Dems Pause January 6 Hearings To Call For Insurrection

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-pause-january-6-hearings-to-call-for-insurrection/?utm_source=fediverse

Kavanaugh Burns Down His Home Just To Get It Over With

https://babylonbee.com/news/kavanaugh-burns-down-his-home-just-to-get-it-over-with/?utm_source=fediverse

'Pretty Cool We Overturned Roe, Right Fellas?' Says David French Trying To Sit At Trump Voters' Lunch Table

https://babylonbee.com/news/pretty-cool-we-overturned-roe-right-fellas-says-david-french-trying-to-sit-at-trump-voters-lunch-table/?utm_source=fediverse

Authorities Warn Tonight's Protests May Escalate From 'Mostly Peaceful' To 'Somewhat Peaceful'

https://babylonbee.com/news/authorities-warn-tonights-protests-may-escalate-from-mostly-peaceful-to-somewhat-peaceful/?utm_source=fediverse

Leaps Of Joy Felt In Millions Of Wombs Across Nation

https://babylonbee.com/news/mysterious-leaps-felt-in-millions-of-wombs-across-nation/?utm_source=fediverse

Roe V. Wade Aborted In 198th Trimester

https://babylonbee.com/news/roe-v-wade-aborted-in-198th-trimester/?utm_source=fediverse

10 More Taxes The Government Should Pause Forever

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-more-taxes-the-government-should-cancel-forever/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Takes Shot Every Time CNN Says ‘January 6’, Dies

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-takes-shot-every-time-cnn-says-trump-dies/?utm_source=fediverse

If Only: Here Are The Headlines That Would Be In The News Right Now If Trump Were Still President

https://babylonbee.com/news/if-only-here-are-the-headlines-that-would-be-in-the-news-right-now-if-trump-were-still-president/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic: True Crime Podcast Forced To Cancel This Week's Episode As No Horribly Brutal Murders Happened

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-true-crime-podcast-forced-to-cancel-this-weeks-episode-as-no-horribly-brutal-murders-happened/?utm_source=fediverse

Calvinist Overwhelmed By Number Of Choices At Sizzler Buffet

https://babylonbee.com/news/calvinist-overwhelmed-by-number-of-choices-at-sizzler-buffet/?utm_source=fediverse

Amazon Confirms Orcs In 'Rings Of Power' Will Be Wearing MAGA Hats

https://babylonbee.com/news/amazon-confirms-rings-of-power-orcs-will-be-wearing-maga-hats/?utm_source=fediverse

Empire Confiscates Luke Skywalker's Lightsaber Under New Red Flag Law

https://babylonbee.com/news/empire-confiscates-luke-skywalkers-lightsaber-under-new-red-flag-law/?utm_source=fediverse

Justice Thomas Once Again Suffers Severe Burns While Writing Absolutely Fire Opinion

https://babylonbee.com/news/justice-thomas-burns-his-hands-again-while-writing-absolutely-fire-opinion/?utm_source=fediverse

Reminder: If You Read Half The Bible Today You Can Catch Up On Your Year-Long Reading Plan

https://babylonbee.com/news/reminder-if-you-read-half-the-bible-today-you-can-catch-up-on-your-year-long-reading-plan/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Seen Shouting At Gas Station Sign To Lower Its Prices

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-seen-shouting-at-gas-station-sign-to-lower-its-prices/?utm_source=fediverse

Smart Watch Congratulates Man For Getting Up From Desk To Grab A Snack

https://babylonbee.com/news/smart-watch-congratulates-man-for-getting-up-from-desk-to-grab-a-snack/?utm_source=fediverse

Winnie The Pooh Has Rifle Confiscated After Congress Passes ‘Red Flag’ Law

https://babylonbee.com/news/winnie-the-pooh-has-rifle-confiscated-after-congress-passes-red-flag-law/?utm_source=fediverse

Nancy Pelosi Recommends Avoiding Pain At The Pump By Becoming A Millionaire Through Insider Trading

https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-recommends-avoiding-pain-at-the-pump-by-becoming-a-millionaire-through-insider-trading/?utm_source=fediverse

Infographic: How To Spot A Homeschooler

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