The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

In 6-3 Vote, Supreme Court Overturns All Matrix Sequels

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-6-3-vote-supreme-court-overturns-all-matrix-sequels/?utm_source=fediverse

Convenient Napkin Dispenser Lets You Grab Either A Handful Of 50 Napkins Or Tear A Small Corner Off 1 Napkin

https://babylonbee.com/news/convenient-napkin-dispenser-lets-you-grab-either-a-handful-of-50-napkins-or-tear-a-small-corner-off-of-one-napkin/?utm_source=fediverse

Ghislaine Maxwell To Be Killed Early On Good Behavior

https://babylonbee.com/news/ghislaine-maxwell-to-be-killed-early-on-good-behavior/?utm_source=fediverse

Ghislaine Maxwell Sentenced To Prison In Spite Of Years Of Faithful Service To Nation's Leaders

https://babylonbee.com/news/ghislaine-maxwell-sentenced-to-prison-in-spite-of-years-of-faithful-service-to-nations-leaders/?utm_source=fediverse

Millions Become Pro-Life After Learning They Won't Have To Listen to Pink Anymore

https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-become-pro-lifers-after-learning-they-wont-have-to-listen-to-pink-anymore/?utm_source=fediverse

Reminder: All Women Required To Report To Mike Pence To Receive Standard-Issue Handmaid Outfit By 5 PM Today

https://babylonbee.com/news/reminder-all-women-required-to-report-to-mike-pence-to-receive-standard-issue-handmaid-outfit-by-5-pm-today/?utm_source=fediverse

Elmo Dies Of Myocarditis After Receiving COVID Vaccine

https://babylonbee.com/news/elmo-dies-of-myocarditis-after-receiving-covid-vaccine/?utm_source=fediverse

21 Greatest Benefits Of Becoming A Dad

https://babylonbee.com/news/21-greatest-benefits-of-becoming-a-dad/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Signs Order Supporting Gender Surgery, Promises 'If You Like Your Genitals You Can Keep Your Genitals'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-signs-new-trans-rights-order-says-if-you-like-your-genitals-you-can-keep-your-genitals/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee's List Of Updated Terms For Journalists, Now That Roe V. Wade Is Overturned

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bees-list-of-updated-terms-for-journalists-now-that-roe-v-wade-is-overturned/?utm_source=fediverse

Mike Lindell Announces 21 New MyPillow Spinoffs

https://babylonbee.com/news/mike-lindell-announces-11-new-mypillow-spinoffs/?utm_source=fediverse

Compromise: Texas Says Abortion Can Remain Legal But The Baby Gets An AR-15 To Defend Himself

https://babylonbee.com/news/compromise-texas-says-abortion-can-remain-legal-but-the-baby-gets-an-ar-15-to-defend-himself/?utm_source=fediverse

Ketanji Brown Jackson Pens Dissent That Just Says 'What Is A Woman?'

https://babylonbee.com/news/ketanji-brown-jackson-pens-dissent-that-just-says-what-is-a-woman/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Smites Rock With Nine-Iron, Causing It To Spew Forth Cheap Gasoline

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-smites-rock-with-nine-iron-causing-it-to-spew-forth-cheap-gasoline/?utm_source=fediverse

Billie Joe Armstrong Announces He Will Now Just Be A Regular Idiot

https://babylonbee.com/news/billie-joe-armstrong-announces-he-will-now-just-be-a-regular-idiot/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Argue That Clarence Thomas Should Only Have 3/5 Of A Vote

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-argue-that-clarence-thomas-should-only-have-35-of-a-vote/?utm_source=fediverse

With Progressive Women Out Protesting For Abortion, Men In Office Finally Get Some Work Done

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-women-employees-all-out-protesting-for-abortion-men-in-office-finally-get-some-work-done/?utm_source=fediverse

'God Feels So Distant,' Says Man Who Hasn't Prayed All Week

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-feels-so-distant-says-man-who-hasnt-prayed-all-week/?utm_source=fediverse

Pastor's Fire-And-Brimstone Sermon Really Undermined By These Cutesy VBS Decorations

https://babylonbee.com/news/pastors-fire-and-brimstone-sermon-really-undermined-by-these-cutesy-vbs-decorations/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump 'I Did That' Stickers Appear On Nation's Shuttered Planned Parenthoods

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-i-did-that-stickers-appear-on-nations-shuttered-planned-parenthoods/?utm_source=fediverse