The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

First 12 Things Trump Will Do When He Inevitably Returns To Power

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Study Finds 92% Of Californians Who Flee The State Don't Survive First Winter

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In Attempt To Bring Back Audiences, Disney Recuts 'Lightyear' To Add Some Minions

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'Pro-Lifers Are Inhumane,' Says Woman Who Calls Unborn Babies 'Parasites'

https://babylonbee.com/news/pro-lifers-are-mean-says-woman-who-calls-her-unborn-baby-a-parasite/?utm_source=fediverse

Fox Searchlight Asks Everyone To Send In Their DVD Copies Of 'Juno' So They Can Update Ellen Page's Name

https://babylonbee.com/news/fox-searchlight-asks-everyone-to-send-in-their-dvd-copies-of-juno-so-they-can-update-ellen-pages-name/?utm_source=fediverse

Whistleblower Releases Zuckerberg’s 1,400-Page Manual On How To Appear Human

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Going To College? Here's What You Need To Pack For The Fall Semester In Order To Survive

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Hollywood Actresses Warn That If Abortion Rights Are Taken Away, They Will Have To Pay For Expensive Nannies To Watch Their Kids While They Attend Award Shows

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Husband Picks Up A Few Steaks To Ruin For Dinner

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Can You Spot All The Signs Of Racism In This Patriotic Picture?

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'Land Of The Free!' Cheers Local Man Who Pays 39% Of His Annual Income In Federal Taxes

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Dutch Government Announces Plan To Defeat Climate Change By Outlawing Food

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Mark Hamill Laments That Luke Skywalker Was Adopted By His Aunt And Uncle Instead Of Aborted

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Awesome: Heaven Announces VBS Volunteers Will Receive Bonus Tesla Upon Arrival

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Democrats Proudly Introduce The 'Raise Gas Prices Even Higher And Make More Kids Trans' Bill

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Biden Calls On Pollsters To Raise His Approval Rating

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Unborn Babies Celebrate First Independence Day Since 1972

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British Parliament Forms July 4 Commission To Investigate Colonial Insurrection

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DoorDash Introduces Premium DoorDash+ Service Where They Will Actually Attempt To Get Your Order Right

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Adam And Eve Claim Getting Kicked Out Of Eden Was Due To Cancel Culture

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