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Musk’s Wealth Cut In Half After Taking All His Kids To Chuck E. Cheese

https://babylonbee.com/news/musks-wealth-cut-in-half-after-taking-all-9-kids-to-chuck-e-cheese/?utm_source=fediverse

Success! Climate Protesters Block Traffic Causing Cars To Idle Extra 3 Hours

https://babylonbee.com/news/success-climate-protesters-block-traffic-causing-cars-to-idle-extra-3-hours/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband Scientists Discover Strange Basket With Dirty Clothes In It

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-scientists-discover-strange-basket-with-dirty-clothes-in-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Dog Graciously Allows Owners To Sleep In His Bed

https://babylonbee.com/news/doggraciouslyallowsownerstosleeponedgesofhisbed/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Disappointed To Learn That Pink Hair Doesn't Smell Like Strawberries

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-disappointed-to-learn-that-pink-hair-doesnt-smell-like-strawberries/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Friends Have Now Communicated For 8 Months Straight Using Only Steve Carell GIFs

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-friends-have-now-communicated-for-8-months-straight-exclusively-in-steve-carrell-gifs/?utm_source=fediverse

Father Of 9 Elon Musk Admits He's Only Going To Mars To Get Some Peace And Quiet

https://babylonbee.com/news/father-of-9-elon-musk-admits-hes-only-going-to-mars-to-get-some-peace-and-quiet/?utm_source=fediverse

First 12 Things Trump Will Do When He Inevitably Returns To Power

https://babylonbee.com/news/first-12-things-trump-will-do-when-he-returns-to-power/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds 92% Of Californians Who Flee The State Don't Survive First Winter

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-92-of-californians-who-flee-the-state-dont-survive-first-winter/?utm_source=fediverse

In Attempt To Bring Back Audiences, Disney Recuts 'Lightyear' To Add Some Minions

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-attempt-to-bring-back-audiences-disney-recuts-lightyear-to-add-some-minions/?utm_source=fediverse

'Pro-Lifers Are Inhumane,' Says Woman Who Calls Unborn Babies 'Parasites'

https://babylonbee.com/news/pro-lifers-are-mean-says-woman-who-calls-her-unborn-baby-a-parasite/?utm_source=fediverse

Fox Searchlight Asks Everyone To Send In Their DVD Copies Of 'Juno' So They Can Update Ellen Page's Name

https://babylonbee.com/news/fox-searchlight-asks-everyone-to-send-in-their-dvd-copies-of-juno-so-they-can-update-ellen-pages-name/?utm_source=fediverse

Whistleblower Releases Zuckerberg’s 1,400-Page Manual On How To Appear Human

https://babylonbee.com/news/whistleblower-releases-zuckerbergs-1400-page-manual-on-how-to-look-and-act-like-a-human/?utm_source=fediverse

Going To College? Here's What You Need To Pack For The Fall Semester In Order To Survive

https://babylonbee.com/news/going-to-college-heres-what-you-need-to-pack-for-the-fall-semester-this-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Hollywood Actresses Warn That If Abortion Rights Are Taken Away, They Will Have To Pay For Expensive Nannies To Watch Their Kids While They Attend Award Shows

https://babylonbee.com/news/hollywood-actresses-warn-that-if-abortion-rights-are-taken-away-they-will-have-to-pay-for-expensive-nannies-to-watch-their-kids-while-they-attend-award-shows/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband Picks Up A Few Steaks To Ruin For Dinner

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-picks-up-a-few-steaks-to-ruin-for-dinner/?utm_source=fediverse

Can You Spot All The Signs Of Racism In This Patriotic Picture?

https://babylonbee.com/news/can-you-spot-all-the-signs-of-racism-in-this-patriotic-picture/?utm_source=fediverse

'Land Of The Free!' Cheers Local Man Who Pays 39% Of His Annual Income In Federal Taxes

https://babylonbee.com/news/land-of-the-free-cheers-local-man-who-pays-39-of-his-annual-income-in-federal-taxes/?utm_source=fediverse

Dutch Government Announces Plan To Defeat Climate Change By Outlawing Food

https://babylonbee.com/news/dutch-officials-announce-plan-to-combat-climate-change-by-outlawing-food/?utm_source=fediverse

Mark Hamill Laments That Luke Skywalker Was Adopted By His Aunt And Uncle Instead Of Aborted

https://babylonbee.com/news/mark-hamill-laments-that-luke-skywalker-was-adopted-by-his-aunt-and-uncle-instead-of-aborted/?utm_source=fediverse