The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Youth Ministry Eliminates Teaching to Free Up More Time for Games and Pizza

https://babylonbee.com/news/youth-ministry-eliminates-teaching-to-free-up-more-time-for-games-and-pizza/?utm_source=fediverse

Warren Claims Pregnancy Centers Are Luring Women Onto A Big Red 'X' And Then Dropping A Piano On Their Heads

https://babylonbee.com/news/warren-claims-pregnancy-centers-are-luring-women-onto-a-big-red-x-and-then-dropping-a-piano-on-their-heads/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways To Spot The Closeted Conservative Working At Starbucks

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-spot-the-closeted-conservative-working-at-starbucks/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Inflation So Bad You Can Only Get 2.08 Grams Of Crack For The Same Price You Could Once Get 20.8 Grams

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-inflation-so-bad-you-can-only-get-207-grams-of-crack-for-the-same-price-you-used-to-get-207-grams/?utm_source=fediverse

'Up Yours, Woke Moralists!' Cries Jordan Peterson While Attempting To Ride The Ostriches At The Zoo

https://babylonbee.com/news/up-yours-woke-moralists-cries-jordan-peterson-while-attempting-to-ride-the-ostriches-at-the-zoo/?utm_source=fediverse

Humans Feeling Strange Compulsion To Praise Whoever Created This

https://babylonbee.com/news/humans-feeling-strange-compulsion-to-praise-whoever-created-this/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways To Survive At A Woke Corporation

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-survive-at-a-woke-corporation/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Vows To Help All Minorities Whether They Are 'Black, Yellow, Or Taco'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-vows-to-help-all-minorities-whether-they-are-black-yellow-or-taco/?utm_source=fediverse

Febreze Introduces New Maximum-Strength Formula For Jr. High Boys' Bedrooms

https://babylonbee.com/news/febreze-introduces-new-maximum-strength-formula-for-jr-high-boys-bedrooms/?utm_source=fediverse

Warren Condemns Underground Railroad For Tricking Slaves Into Escaping

https://babylonbee.com/news/warren-condemns-underground-railroad-for-tricking-slaves-into-escaping/?utm_source=fediverse

Waffle House Shuts Down 16 Locations As Areas Become Too Nice And Crime-Free

https://babylonbee.com/news/waffle-house-shuts-down-16-locations-as-areas-become-too-nice-and-crime-free/?utm_source=fediverse

Americans Offer To Trade LeBron To Russia For Brittney Griner

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-offer-to-trade-lebron-to-russia-for-brittney-griner/?utm_source=fediverse

Buc-ee's Beaver Announces Run For Texas Governor

https://babylonbee.com/news/bucc-ee-beaver-announces-run-for-texas-governor/?utm_source=fediverse

Christian Radio DJ Keeps Experiencing Deja Vu Feeling That He Played These Exact Same Songs An Hour Ago

https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-radio-dj-keeps-experiencing-deja-vu-feeling-that-he-played-these-exact-same-songs-an-hour-ago/?utm_source=fediverse

NASA Developing Even Larger Telescope To Photograph Your Mom

https://babylonbee.com/news/nasa-developing-even-larger-telescope-to-photograph-your-mom/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Still Searching For A Biden They Can Send Out In Public

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-still-searching-for-a-biden-they-can-send-out-in-public/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Shows U.S. 4th Graders Now Gay At A 12th-Grade Level

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-us-fourth-graders-now-gay-at-a-12th-grade-level/?utm_source=fediverse

How Jill Biden Describes Each Ethnicity

https://babylonbee.com/news/how-jill-biden-describes-each-of-the-ethnicities/?utm_source=fediverse

Polls Indicate More Breakfast Tacos Leaning Republican

https://babylonbee.com/news/polls-indicate-more-breakfast-tacos-leaning-republican/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds 100% Of Work Meetings Ever Held In Human History Have Been Entirely Unnecessary

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-100-of-work-meetings-ever-held-in-human-history-have-been-entirely-unnecessary/?utm_source=fediverse