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White House Hires 'This Is Fine' Dog As New Press Secretary

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-hires-this-is-fine-dog-as-new-press-secretary/?utm_source=fediverse

CDC Declares Gay Orgies An 'Essential Activity'

https://babylonbee.com/news/government-declares-gay-orgies-an-essential-activity/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic Report Finds Billions Of People Around The World Are Not Currently Playing 'Chrono Trigger'

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-report-says-billions-of-people-around-the-world-are-not-currently-playing-through-chrono-trigger/?utm_source=fediverse

Congress Enjoys America's Favorite Pastime Before Returning To Work To Destroy America's Future

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-enjoys-americas-favorite-pastime-before-returning-to-work-to-destroy-americas-future/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Quickly Redefine 'Loss' After Losing Congressional Baseball Game

https://babylonbee.com/news/congressional-democrats-quickly-redefine-meaning-of-loss-after-losing-baseball-game-to-republicans-10-0/?utm_source=fediverse

Climate Change Is Real. Here Are 10 Undeniable Proofs

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-undeniable-proofs-climate-change-is-happening/?utm_source=fediverse

Dave Ramsey Suffers Heart Attack After Learning How Much One Family Spends On DoorDash Every Month

https://babylonbee.com/news/dave-ramsey-suffers-heart-attack-after-learning-how-much-one-family-spends-on-doordash-every-month/?utm_source=fediverse

Government That Shut Down Businesses, Parks, Schools, Beaches, And Churches For 2 Years Says There’s Nothing We Can Do To Stop A Disease Spread By Gay Sex

https://babylonbee.com/news/government-that-shut-down-businesses-parks-schools-beaches-and-churches-for-2-years-says-theres-nothing-it-can-do-to-stop-a-disease-spread-by-gay-sex/?utm_source=fediverse

Army Unsure Why Their New Slogan ‘America Is Racist, You Should Die For It’ Isn’t Getting Traction

https://babylonbee.com/news/army-not-sure-why-their-new-slogan-america-is-racist-you-should-die-for-it-isnt-getting-traction/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Great Ways To Reverse The Recession

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-great-ways-to-reverse-the-recession/?utm_source=fediverse

Are We In A Recession? A Handy Flowchart

https://babylonbee.com/news/are-we-in-a-recession-a-handy-flowchart/?utm_source=fediverse

Sneaky Parents Dress Son Up As A Girl On First Day Of School So Teachers Will Show Him How To Be A Boy

https://babylonbee.com/news/sneaky-parents-dress-son-up-as-a-girl-on-first-day-of-school-so-teachers-will-show-him-how-to-be-a-boy/?utm_source=fediverse

Infographic: Words Redefined By The Biden Administration

https://babylonbee.com/news/infographic-words-redefined-by-the-biden-administration/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Reassures America That Biden Is Doing Better: Slept Well, Ate His Breakfast, Had A Full Diaper

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-reassures-america-that-biden-is-doing-better-slept-well-ate-his-breakfast-had-a-full-diaper/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Sunday School Songs Updated To Be More Inclusive

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Biden: 'I Don't Know If We're In A Recession, I'm Not A Biologist'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-i-dont-know-if-were-in-a-recession-im-not-a-biologist/?utm_source=fediverse

Gamers Frustrated By New Female Grand Theft Auto Character Constantly Running Over Curbs

https://babylonbee.com/news/gamers-frustrated-by-new-female-grand-theft-auto-character-constantly-running-over-curbs/?utm_source=fediverse

11 Pick Up Lines For Libertarians To Use If They Ever Meet A Girl

https://babylonbee.com/news/11-pickup-lines-for-libertarians-to-use-if-they-ever-meet-a-girl/?utm_source=fediverse

Man On Diet Enjoys 23rd Consecutive Cheat Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-on-diet-enjoys-23rd-consecutive-cheat-day/?utm_source=fediverse

Top Alternative Words To Use When You Can't Say 'Groomer'

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