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4D Chess: Trump Saves His Cache Of Classified Documents From FBI Confiscation By Labeling Them 'Epstein’s Client List'

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Strong, Independent Woman Accompanies Strong, Independent Woman To Restroom

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Enlightened Trump Takes Vow Of Silence

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Saruman Breeds Army Of 87,000 More Tax Collectors

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Success! You Managed To Get One Pant Leg On Your Toddler! UPDATE: BOTH LEGS ARE OUT AGAIN PLEASE SEND HELP

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'You'll Never Take Me Alive, Coppers!' Shouts Trump Speeding Away From FBI Agents In Golf Cart

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Report: FBI Raided Mar-A-Lago After Tip That Parents Were Protesting A School Board Meeting There

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-fbi-raided-mar-a-lago-on-false-tip-that-parents-were-protesting-a-school-board-meeting-there/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Tries To Get Into Heaven By Showing God Ukraine Flag In His Twitter Bio

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14 Things The FBI Found In Donald Trump's Safe

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Trump Thanks FBI For Kicking Off His 2024 Reelection Campaign

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13 Desperately Needed Projects Funded By The Inflation Reduction Act

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New Bill In Congress Hires An IRS Agent To Live In Every Home

https://babylonbee.com/news/Climate-Bill-Hires-An-IRS-Agent-To-Live-In-Every-Home/?utm_source=fediverse

Hunter Biden Breathes Sigh Of Relief As FBI Raid Team Passes By His House On Way to Mar-A-Lago

https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-biden-breathes-sigh-of-relief-as-fbi-raid-team-passes-by-his-house-on-way-to-mar-a-lago/?utm_source=fediverse

Once-Bustling Mall Now Just 300 Spirit Halloweens And 5 Starbucks

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Biden Invites Group Of Kids To White House To See If His Sense Of Smell Has Returned

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9 Horrible Things Brought About By Toxic Masculinity

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Source Confirms White House Dog Has Been Running Country During Biden's COVID Isolation

https://babylonbee.com/news/source-confirms-bidens-dog-has-been-running-the-country-during-the-presidents-covid-isolation/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife's Loud Gasp While Reading Phone Means Either Someone Died Or Got A New Handbag

https://babylonbee.com/news/wifes-loud-gasp-while-reading-phone-means-either-someone-died-or-got-a-new-handbag/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Hires 87,000 Bused-In Migrants As IRS Agents

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Annoyed Mary Sets Voicemail To Forward Directly To Jesus

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