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Bridesmaid At Cana Wedding Asks Jesus To Turn The Water Into 'I Dunno, Something Sweet, But Not Too Sweet, Maybe Kinda Fruity?'

https://babylonbee.com/news/bridesmaid-at-cana-wedding-asks-jesus-to-turn-the-water-into-i-dunno-something-sweet-but-not-too-sweet-maybe-kinda-fruity/?utm_source=fediverse

Angels Announce McDonald's Ice Cream Machines On New Earth Will Work 67% Of The Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/angels-announce-mcdonalds-ice-cream-machines-on-new-earth-will-work-67-of-the-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Opinion: Concerns About FBI Raids Have Been Overblown And There's No Need To Wor---Hang On, There's A Knock At The Door

https://babylonbee.com/news/opinion-concerns-about-fbi-raids-have-been-overblown-and-theres-no-need-to-wor---hang-on-theres-a-knock-at-the-door/?utm_source=fediverse

Nine Subtle Hints Your Wife May Be Mad At You

https://babylonbee.com/news/nine-subtle-signs-your-wife-might-be-mad-at-you/?utm_source=fediverse

Harvard Med School Officially Replaces Oath ‘Do No Harm’ With ‘Mutilate Kids For Money’

https://babylonbee.com/news/harvard-med-school-officially-replaces-oath-do-no-harm-with-mutilate-kids-for-money/?utm_source=fediverse

Mar-A-Lago Search Warrant Claims Trump Had Acquired All Six Infinity Stones

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-claims-source-told-them-trump-had-acquired-six-infinity-stones/?utm_source=fediverse

Jeffrey Toobin Departing CNN To Expose Himself To New Audiences

https://babylonbee.com/news/jeffrey-toobin-departs-cnn-i-look-forward-to-exposing-myself-to-new-audiences/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC Says It's Dumb For Republicans To Call U.S. A Banana Republic Since It's More Like A Forever 21

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-says-its-dumb-for-republicans-to-call-us-a-banana-republic-since-its-more-like-a-forever-21/?utm_source=fediverse

Theologians Confirm Chips And Salsa Were Blessed In Eternity Past And May Be Eaten Before Prayer

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-confirms-chips-and-salsa-were-blessed-in-eternity-past-and-may-be-eaten-before-prayer/?utm_source=fediverse

'The FBI Raid On Melania's Closet Was Justified,' Says Merrick Garland Wearing Gorgeous New Evening Gown And Sun Hat

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-fbi-raid-was-justified-says-merrick-garland-wearing-strapless-gown-and-sun-hat-from-melanias-closet/?utm_source=fediverse

Stephen King Estate Reveals He Died Years Ago And His Twitter Account Is Being Run By A Mentally Ill, Glue-Sniffing Parrot With Tourette's

https://babylonbee.com/news/stephen-king-estate-confirms-he-died-years-ago-and-an-angry-special-needs-macaw-has-been-running-his-twitter-account/?utm_source=fediverse

To Restore Trust With Americans, FBI Names New Director Burt Macklin

https://babylonbee.com/news/poll-findsthe-only-remaining-fbi-agent-trusted-by-americans-is-burt-macklin/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Raids Nicolas Cage's Home After Tip He Has Declaration Of Independence

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-raids-nicolas-cages-safe-after-tip-he-has-declaration-of-independence/?utm_source=fediverse

Hilarious, Fun, Loving Dad Who Knows Everything Turns Into Lame, Boring Moron The Moment Boy Turns 14

https://babylonbee.com/news/hilarious-fun-loving-dad-who-knows-everything-turns-into-lame-boring-moron-the-moment-boy-turns-14/?utm_source=fediverse

Gamers Eagerly Await The Release Of 'Call Of Duty: IRS Auditor'

https://babylonbee.com/news/gamers-eagerly-await-the-release-of-call-of-duty-irs-auditor/?utm_source=fediverse

Angel Outside Trump’s Empty Safe Tells FBI Agents, 'Behold! The Document You Seek Is Not Here!'

https://babylonbee.com/news/angel-outside-trumps-empty-safe-tells-fbi-agents-behold-the-document-you-seek-is-not-here/?utm_source=fediverse

Want To Be One Of The New IRS Agents? Here Are The 17 Job Requirements

https://babylonbee.com/news/want-to-be-one-of-the-new-irs-agents-here-are-the-17-job-requirements/?utm_source=fediverse

'Our Client Pleads The Fifth,' Say Lawyers As Tied-Up Trump Desperately Tries To Peel Duct Tape Off Mouth

https://babylonbee.com/news/our-client-pleads-the-fifth-say-lawyers-as-tied-up-trump-desperately-tries-to-peel-duct-tape-off-mouth/?utm_source=fediverse

Joe Biden Vetoes Inflation Reduction Act After Reporting Inflation To Already Be 0%

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-vetoes-inflation-reduction-act-after-reporting-inflation-to-already-be-0/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI To Begin Raiding Homes Of Those Who Criticize FBI Raid

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-to-begin-raiding-homes-of-those-who-criticize-fbi-raid/?utm_source=fediverse