The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

World In Panic As Science Announces Retirement

https://babylonbee.com/news/world-in-panic-as-science-announces-retirement/?utm_source=fediverse

Priests Reveal: Top 12 Strangest Confessions

https://babylonbee.com/news/priests-reveal-top-12-strangest-confessions/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Skipping Church Secretly Judging All The Heathens He Meets Who Don't Go To Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-skipping-church-secretly-judging-all-the-people-he-meets-who-dont-go-to-church/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds 0% Of Leftists Who Are Warning About Overpopulation Have Volunteered To Die First

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-0-of-leftists-who-are-warning-about-overpopulation-have-volunteered-to-die-first/?utm_source=fediverse

Foolish Parents Fight In Vain Against Irresistible Pull Of Minivan

https://babylonbee.com/news/foolish-parents-fight-in-vain-against-irresistible-pull-of-minivan/?utm_source=fediverse

Pentagon Mandates Monkeypox Vaccine, But Only For Navy

https://babylonbee.com/news/pentagon-mandates-monkeypox-vaccine-but-only-for-navy/?utm_source=fediverse

Golfer Buys New Driver So He Can Hit The Ball Farther Into The Woods

https://babylonbee.com/news/golfer-buys-new-driver-so-he-can-hit-the-ball-farther-into-the-woods/?utm_source=fediverse

Golfer Buys New Driver So He Can Hit The Ball Further Into The Woods

https://babylonbee.com/news/golfer-buys-new-driver-so-he-can-hit-the-ball-further-into-the-woods/?utm_source=fediverse

Mayor Adams Mandates Bike Helmets To Protect New Yorkers From Getting Sucker-Punched

https://babylonbee.com/news/amid-epidemic-of-new-yorkers-getting-sucker-punched-by-thugs-mayor-adams-announces-bike-helmet-mandate/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Explains: Christian Nationalism

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-explains-christian-nationalism/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Now Believe Jesus Fed The 5,000 With Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Breadsticks

https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-now-believe-jesus-fed-the-5000-with-olive-gardens-never-ending-bread-sticks/?utm_source=fediverse

Zelensky Gives Impassioned Plea For More U.S. Money While Wearing Fur Coat And Gold Chain

https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-gives-impassioned-plea-for-more-us-money-while-wearing-a-fur-coat-and-gold-chain/?utm_source=fediverse

After Seeing The Jump In Trump’s Poll Numbers, Biden Orders FBI To Raid His House Too

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-seeing-the-jump-in-trumps-poll-numbers-biden-orders-the-fbi-to-raid-his-house-too/?utm_source=fediverse

'She-Hulk: Attorney At Law' Employs State-Of-The-Art CGI To Make It Look Like A Woman Can Be A Lawyer

https://babylonbee.com/news/she-hulk-attorney-at-law-employs-state-of-the-art-cgi-to-make-it-look-like-a-woman-can-be-a-lawyer/?utm_source=fediverse

‘People Are Basically Good,’ Says Man Unfamiliar With People

https://babylonbee.com/news/people-are-basically-good-says-man-unfamiliar-with-people/?utm_source=fediverse

Overweight Man Reassures Doctor That His 8.5% Weight Inflation Is No Longer A Problem As His Weight Inflation This Month Is 0

https://babylonbee.com/news/overweight-husband-reassures-wife-that-his-85-weight-inflation-is-no-longer-a-problem-as-his-weight-inflation-this-month-is-0/?utm_source=fediverse

Catholics Unveil High-Capacity Assault Rosary

https://babylonbee.com/news/catholics-unveil-high-capacity-assault-rosary/?utm_source=fediverse

Hillary Clinton Spotted Desperately Trying To Refill Lake Mead Before More Bodies Surface

https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-spotted-desperately-trying-to-refill-lake-mead-before-more-bodies-surface/?utm_source=fediverse

Stelter Forced Out At CNN After Being Accused Of Sexual Harassment By Mrs. Potato Head

https://babylonbee.com/news/stelter-forced-out-at-cnn-after-being-accused-of-sexual-harassment-by-mrs-potato-head/?utm_source=fediverse

Progressive Mother Tells Daughter That She's Beautiful Just The Way She Is, Unless She's Trans In Which Case She'll Need Extensive Plastic Surgery

https://babylonbee.com/news/progressive-mother-tells-daughter-that-her-body-is-perfect-the-way-it-is-unless-shes-trans-in-which-case-shell-need-extensive-plastic-surgery/?utm_source=fediverse