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10 Signs It's Definitely Time To Leave A Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-signs-its-definitely-time-to-leave-a-church/?utm_source=fediverse

In Continued Push For Gender Neutrality, Air Force Removes All Flight Sticks From Planes

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-continued-push-for-gender-neutrality-air-force-removes-all-flight-sticks-from-planes/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Promises To Walk Back Biden Statement Once Their Codebreakers Decipher It

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-promises-to-walk-back-biden-statement-once-their-codebreakers-decipher-it/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Just Love S'mores!' Says Woman Who Has Apparently Never Tasted Good Food In Her Life

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-just-love-smores-says-person-who-has-never-tasted-good-food-in-his-life/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Staff To Fit Joe Biden With A Jingle Bell Collar So They Can Find Him When He Wanders Off

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-staff-to-fit-joe-biden-with-a-jingle-bell-collar-so-they-can-find-him-when-he-wanders-off/?utm_source=fediverse

Stacey Abrams Claims Obesity Is Just Numbers Manufactured By Her Bathroom Scale

https://babylonbee.com/news/stacey-abrams-claims-obesity-is-just-numbers-manufactured-by-a-bathroom-scale/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Empties Dishwasher So He Has An Excuse To Watch 19 Hours Of Football This Weekend

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-empties-dishwasher-so-he-has-an-excuse-to-watch-19-hours-of-football-this-weekend/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Sit Around Campfire To Tell Scary Climate Change Stories

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-sit-around-campfire-to-tell-scary-climate-change-stories/?utm_source=fediverse

Stacey Abrams Bursts Through Wall Like Kool-Aid Man To Tell Overjoyed Mother That The Heartbeat Sound She's Hearing Is Fake

https://babylonbee.com/news/stacey-abrams-bursts-through-wall-like-kool-aid-man-to-tell-overjoyed-mother-that-the-heartbeat-sound-shes-hearing-is-fake/?utm_source=fediverse

Matt Walsh Accused Of Endangering Nazis By Sharing Pictures Of Auschwitz

https://babylonbee.com/news/matt-walsh-accused-of-endangering-nazis-by-sharing-sharing-pictures-of-auschwitz/?utm_source=fediverse

Jean-Pierre Clarifies That Official White House Policy Is The Opposite Of Whatever Biden Says In Interviews

https://babylonbee.com/news/jean-pierre-clarifies-that-official-white-house-policy-is-the-opposite-of-whatever-biden-says-in-interviews/?utm_source=fediverse

Disney Chooses Bald Actress To Play Rapunzel In Live-Action Remake

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-chooses-bald-actress-to-play-rapunzel-in-live-action-remake/?utm_source=fediverse

Authorities Remind Nation That Fall Doesn’t Officially Start Until Carol Puts Up Her Sign Reading ‘It’s Fall Y'all

https://babylonbee.com/news/authorities-remind-nation-that-fall-doesnt-officially-start-until-carol-puts-up-her-sign-reading-its-fall-yall/?utm_source=fediverse

Disaster After Trump Announces He Has Already Declassified Area 51 In His Mind

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-after-trump-announces-he-has-already-declassified-area-51-in-his-mind/?utm_source=fediverse

Spirit Airlines Introduces New Bargain Flight Where They Just Launch You In A Medieval Catapult

https://babylonbee.com/news/spirit-airlines-introduces-new-bargain-flight-where-they-just-launch-you-in-a-medieval-trebuchet/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Telltale Signs The FBI Is Listening In On Your Phone Call

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-telltale-signs-the-fbi-is-listening-in-on-your-phone-call/?utm_source=fediverse

After 10 Terrible Plagues, Pharaoh Proudly Announces Plagues Are Now Down 100%

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-10-terrible-plagues-pharaoh-proudly-announces-plagues-are-now-down-100/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Carefully Selects Perfect Fall Mums To Kill

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-carefully-selects-perfect-fall-mums-to-kill/?utm_source=fediverse

Millions Celebrate Latinx Heritage Month By Commemorating That Time A Few Years Ago When The Word 'Latinx' Was Made Up

https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-celebrate-latinx-heritage-month-by-commemorating-that-time-a-few-years-ago-when-the-word-latinx-was-made-up/?utm_source=fediverse

Sudden Unexplained Sickness Expected To Decimate America's Workforce On May 12, 2023

https://babylonbee.com/news/sudden-unexplained-sickness-expected-to-decimate-americas-workforce-on-may-12-2023/?utm_source=fediverse