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Man Crestfallen To Learn Smash Bros. Skills 'Not Really Much Of A Factor' During Job Interviews

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-disappointed-to-learn-smash-bros-kd-ratio-not-really-a-factor-on-job-applications/?utm_source=fediverse

Moses Commands Israelites To Gather Double Portion Of Chick-fil-A On Saturday Since They Can’t Gather Any Sunday

https://babylonbee.com/news/moses-commands-israelites-to-gather-double-portion-of-chick-fil-a-on-saturday-since-they-cant-gather-any-sunday/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband Cleverly Rebrands Cigars As Smokeable Essential Oils

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-cleverly-rebrands-cigars-as-smokeable-essential-oil/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Admits She Was Absent From Law School The Day They Taught 'Talking Like A Person'

https://babylonbee.com/news/records-confirm-kamala-harris-absent-from-law-school-the-day-they-taught-how-to-talk-like-a-person/?utm_source=fediverse

Heated Monopoly Game Night Turns Into Murder Mystery Night

https://babylonbee.com/news/heated-monopoly-game-night-turns-into-murder-mystery-night/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Becomes Missionary To Remote African Village So He Doesn’t Have To Share Gospel With Coworker

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-becomes-missionary-to-remote-african-village-so-he-doesnt-have-to-share-gospel-with-coworker/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Believe Jacob Forced The Angel To Tap Out With A Wicked Powerbomb

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-believe-jacob-forced-the-angel-to-tap-out-with-a-wicked-powerbomb/?utm_source=fediverse

Climate Activists Glue Selves To SpaceX Rocket

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-as-climate-activists-glue-selves-to-spacex-rocket/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC Says Ever Since She Died On January 6 She Has Been Using Ghost/Ghostself Pronouns

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-says-her-pronouns-are-also-ghostghostself/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Texts Coworker To See If He Got Slack Message Telling Him To Check His Email

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-texts-coworker-to-see-if-he-got-slack-message-telling-him-to-check-his-email/?utm_source=fediverse

Van Gogh Cuts Off Own Ear So He Won’t Be Able To Hear Screaming Climate Change Protesters

https://babylonbee.com/news/van-gogh-cuts-off-own-ear-so-he-wont-be-able-to-hear-screaming-climate-change-protesters/?utm_source=fediverse

Texas Votes To Airlift Austin To California

https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-votes-to-airlift-austin-to-california/?utm_source=fediverse

Pentecostal Man Takes Pre-Workout Before Church Service

https://babylonbee.com/news/pentecostal-man-takes-pre-workout-before-church-service/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Upsides Of A Nuclear Apocalypse

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-upsides-of-a-nuclear-apocalypse/?utm_source=fediverse

Jan 6 Panel Continues To Hold Hearings For Stuffed Animals And Action Figures They Arranged In Chairs

https://babylonbee.com/news/jan-6-panel-continues-to-hold-hearings-for-stuffed-animals-and-action-figures-they-arranged-in-chairs/?utm_source=fediverse

Get A Load Of This Dweeb Who Didn't Bring Money For The Book Fair

https://babylonbee.com/news/get-a-load-of-this-dweeb-who-didnt-bring-money-for-the-book-fair/?utm_source=fediverse

Christians Finding It Easier To Stop Storing Up Treasure On Earth Under Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/christians-finding-it-easier-to-stop-storing-up-treasure-on-earth-under-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

Muslim Families Back On No-Fly List After Attending School Board Meeting

https://babylonbee.com/news/muslim-families-back-on-the-no-fly-list-after-protesting-at-school-board-meeting/?utm_source=fediverse

Pfizer Insists They Did Test The Vaccine, On Over 5 Billion People

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-insists-they-did-test-the-vaccine-on-over-5-billion-people/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Tips For Improving Gun Control

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-tips-for-improving-gun-control/?utm_source=fediverse