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Gisele Spotted In Seedy Alleyway Slipping Bucs Offensive Line A Wad Of Cash

https://babylonbee.com/news/gisele-spotted-in-seedy-alleyway-slipping-bucs-offensive-line-a-wad-of-cash/?utm_source=fediverse

Cowboys Just Glad Crowd Is Booing Someone Else For Once

https://babylonbee.com/news/cowboys-just-glad-crowd-is-booing-someone-else-for-once/?utm_source=fediverse

Top 10 Achievements Democrats Can Tout Going Into the Midterms

https://babylonbee.com/news/top-10-achievements-democrats-can-tout-going-into-the-midterms/?utm_source=fediverse

Interest In Drag Queen Story Hours Wanes After They're Renamed More Accurate 'Man Wearing Lingerie Wants To Spend Time With Your Kids Hour'

https://babylonbee.com/news/interest-in-drag-queen-story-hours-wanes-after-theyre-renamed-more-accurate-man-wearing-lingerie-wants-to-spend-time-with-your-kids-hour/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Climate Activists Vandalize A Jackson Pollock But No One Notices

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-climate-activists-vandalize-a-picasso-but-no-one-can-tell/?utm_source=fediverse

Jill Biden To Dress Up As Real Doctor For Halloween

https://babylonbee.com/news/jill-biden-to-dress-up-as-real-doctor-for-halloween/?utm_source=fediverse

EU Unanimously Votes To Designate Vladimir Putin 'A Real Jerk'

https://babylonbee.com/news/eu-unanimously-votes-to-designate-vladimir-putin-a-real-jerk/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Crestfallen To Learn Smash Bros. Skills 'Not Really Much Of A Factor' During Job Interviews

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-disappointed-to-learn-smash-bros-kd-ratio-not-really-a-factor-on-job-applications/?utm_source=fediverse

Moses Commands Israelites To Gather Double Portion Of Chick-fil-A On Saturday Since They Can’t Gather Any Sunday

https://babylonbee.com/news/moses-commands-israelites-to-gather-double-portion-of-chick-fil-a-on-saturday-since-they-cant-gather-any-sunday/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband Cleverly Rebrands Cigars As Smokeable Essential Oils

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-cleverly-rebrands-cigars-as-smokeable-essential-oil/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Admits She Was Absent From Law School The Day They Taught 'Talking Like A Person'

https://babylonbee.com/news/records-confirm-kamala-harris-absent-from-law-school-the-day-they-taught-how-to-talk-like-a-person/?utm_source=fediverse

Heated Monopoly Game Night Turns Into Murder Mystery Night

https://babylonbee.com/news/heated-monopoly-game-night-turns-into-murder-mystery-night/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Becomes Missionary To Remote African Village So He Doesn’t Have To Share Gospel With Coworker

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-becomes-missionary-to-remote-african-village-so-he-doesnt-have-to-share-gospel-with-coworker/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Believe Jacob Forced The Angel To Tap Out With A Wicked Powerbomb

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-believe-jacob-forced-the-angel-to-tap-out-with-a-wicked-powerbomb/?utm_source=fediverse

Climate Activists Glue Selves To SpaceX Rocket

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-as-climate-activists-glue-selves-to-spacex-rocket/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC Says Ever Since She Died On January 6 She Has Been Using Ghost/Ghostself Pronouns

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-says-her-pronouns-are-also-ghostghostself/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Texts Coworker To See If He Got Slack Message Telling Him To Check His Email

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-texts-coworker-to-see-if-he-got-slack-message-telling-him-to-check-his-email/?utm_source=fediverse

Van Gogh Cuts Off Own Ear So He Won’t Be Able To Hear Screaming Climate Change Protesters

https://babylonbee.com/news/van-gogh-cuts-off-own-ear-so-he-wont-be-able-to-hear-screaming-climate-change-protesters/?utm_source=fediverse

Texas Votes To Airlift Austin To California

https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-votes-to-airlift-austin-to-california/?utm_source=fediverse

Pentecostal Man Takes Pre-Workout Before Church Service

https://babylonbee.com/news/pentecostal-man-takes-pre-workout-before-church-service/?utm_source=fediverse