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Trump Sneaks Back Into White House By Dressing Up As Trans TikTok Star

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Kanye Incinerated By Jewish Space Laser

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Man At Gates Of Heaven Sweating Bullets As Saint Peter Asks Him How Many Warriors Were In Tribe Of Simeon During The Exodus

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-at-gates-of-heaven-sweating-bullets-as-saint-peter-asks-him-how-many-warriors-were-in-tribe-of-simeon-during-the-exodus/?utm_source=fediverse

Jewish Man Found To Be Center Of Massive Conspiracy To Rule The Universe He Created

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Democrats Form Committee To Get To The Bottom Of Who Did All Those Lockdowns And Vaccine Mandates

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-form-committee-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-who-did-all-those-lockdowns-and-vaccine-mandates/?utm_source=fediverse

The 10 Most Brutally Martyred Christians In American History

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In Powerful Call For Nation To Calm Down, Biden Falls Asleep

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Not Having Enough Stress And Frustration In His Life, Man Decides To Start Following Sports

https://babylonbee.com/news/not-having-enough-stress-and-frustration-in-his-life-man-decides-to-get-into-watching-sports/?utm_source=fediverse

New Breakthrough Treatment For Depression Just A Hammer To Smash Your Phone With

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-breakthrough-treatment-for-depression-just-hammer-you-smash-with-your-phone/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Seen Googling ‘What To Do After Winning An Election’

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Man Pretending To Be Woman Visits Man Pretending To Be President

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Alex Jones Sentenced To Death

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Father Locks Himself In Office After Family Asleep To Listen To New Taylor Swift Album

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Bible App Implements Handy 'Skip Genealogies' Button

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Stacey Abrams Reveals Eight More Problems Besides Inflation You Can Fix By Killing Your Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/stacey-abrams-reveals-eight-more-problems-besides-inflation-you-can-fix-by-killing-your-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

Introvert Resigns Self To Life Of Bad Haircuts

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Inspiring: Uber Driver Lasts .09 Seconds Before Volunteering That This Isn’t His Main Job

https://babylonbee.com/news/inspiring-uber-driver-lasts-09-seconds-before-volunteering-that-this-isnt-his-main-job/?utm_source=fediverse

To Protest Contributors To Climate Change, Leonardo DiCaprio Glues Self To Self

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Dad Has Family Arrive At Airport Before It's Even Built

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Man Really Struggling To Make Coffee As He Hasn't Had His Morning Coffee Yet

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