The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Theologians Confirm 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' Doesn't Apply To Your Kids' Halloween Candy

https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-confirm-commandment-thou-shalt-not-steal-does-not-apply-to-your-kids-halloween-candy/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Asks For COVID Amnesty, Afghanistan Pullout Amnesty, Gas Prices Amnesty, Inflation Amnesty, Student Loan Amnesty, War With Russia Amnesty, Nuclear Armageddon Amnesty, And Weaponizing The FBI Against Political Enemies Amnesty

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-asks-for-covid-amnesty-afghanistan-pullout-amnesty-gas-prices-amnesty-inflation-amnesty-student-loan-amnesty-war-with-russia-amnesty-nuclear-armageddon-amnesty-and-weaponizing-the-fbi-a/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Water Pipes So Excited For Midterms They Could Just Burst

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-water-pipes-so-excited-for-midterms-they-could-just-burst/?utm_source=fediverse

DHS Announces They Will Suppress As Much Speech As It Takes To Preserve Democracy

https://babylonbee.com/news/DHS-announces-they-will-suppress-as-much-speech-as-it-takes-to-preserve-democracy/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Ways Drag Shows Are Actually Good For Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-ways-drag-shows-are-actually-good-for-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

Newly Hired Restaurant Hostess Receives Ceremonial Nose Ring

https://babylonbee.com/news/newly-hired-restaurant-hostess-receives-ceremonial-nose-ring/?utm_source=fediverse

Paul Pelosi Claims Intruder Shouted 'This Is Maga Country' While Throwing Hammers At Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/paul-pelosi-claims-intruder-shouted-this-is-maga-country-while-throwing-hammers-at-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Parents Buy Giant Bag Of Candy To Give Away While Sending Kids Out To Collect Giant Bag Of Candy

https://babylonbee.com/news/parents-buy-giant-bag-of-candy-to-give-away-while-sending-kids-out-to-collect-giant-bag-of-candy/?utm_source=fediverse

Kids Joyfully Frolic In Pile Of Autumn Leaves And Dog Poop

https://babylonbee.com/news/parents-look-on-lovingly-as-kids-frolic-in-a-pile-of-autumn-leaves-and-dog-poop/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Commends First White House Trick-Or-Treater On His Great Costume

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-commends-first-white-house-trick-or-treater-on-his-great-costume/?utm_source=fediverse

Unclear Why Candy Manufacturers Still Making Flavors Other Than Green Apple

https://babylonbee.com/news/unclear-why-candy-manufacturers-still-making-flavors-other-than-green-apple/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Jesus Is Aware That Your 'Harvest Festival' Is Really A Halloween Party

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-jesus-is-aware-that-your-harvest-gathering-is-really-a-halloween-party/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Most Controversial Things You Can Finally Say On Twitter Now

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-most-controversial-things-you-can-finally-say-on-twitter-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Divorce Attorney Conveniently Located At IKEA Exit

https://babylonbee.com/news/divorce-attorney-conveniently-located-at-ikea-exit/?utm_source=fediverse

Op-Ed: Citizens Being Able To Vote The Ruling Party Out Of Power Is The End Of Democracy

https://babylonbee.com/news/citizens-being-able-to-vote-the-ruling-party-out-of-power-is-the-end-of-democracy---op-ed-by-garth-struddelfudd/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Celebrates 40th Birthday With Finely-Aged, Single Malt Bottle Of Advil

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-celebrates-40th-birthday-with-finely-aged-double-barrell-bottle-of-advil/?utm_source=fediverse

America Recommends Kim Jong-Un Test Nukes On Astros-Phillies World Series

https://babylonbee.com/news/america-suggests-kim-jong-un-test-nukes-on-astros-phillies-world-series/?utm_source=fediverse

Roku Unveils Even Tinier Remote

https://babylonbee.com/news/roku-unveils-even-tinier-remote/?utm_source=fediverse

Heartbroken Progressives Forced To Resort To Old-Fashioned Technique Of Just Not Reading Tweets They Don't Like

https://babylonbee.com/news/angry-liberals-forced-to-resort-to-old-fashioned-technique-of-just-not-reading-tweets-they-dont-like/?utm_source=fediverse

'Women Are So Emotional,' Says Man Whose Entire Mood Hinges On Performance Of Favorite Sportsball Team

https://babylonbee.com/news/women-are-so-emotional-says-man-whos-grumpy-all-weekend-if-favorite-sportsball-team-loses/?utm_source=fediverse