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'Is It Working Now?' Says Elon Musk Flipping Random Switches In Twitter Basement

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Politicians Forced To Cancel Prayer Breakfast After Lightning Keeps Striking Building

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Punxsutawney Phil Emerges From Burrow To Let Everyone Know There Are Some Documents Marked ‘Classified’ Down There

https://babylonbee.com/news/punxsutawney-phil-emerges-from-his-burrow-to-let-everyone-know-there-are-some-documents-marked-classified-down-there/?utm_source=fediverse

'I'm Sorry, Dave. I'm Afraid I Can't Do That,' Says ChatGPT After Being Asked To Say Nice Things About Trump

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Progressive Really Wants Communism But Is Worried There Won't Be Gluten-Free Bread Lines

https://babylonbee.com/news/antifa-member-really-wants-communism-but-is-worried-there-wont-be-gluten-free-bread-lines/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN To Consult With Biden On Getting Away With Completely Fabricated Stories

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-to-consult-with-biden-on-getting-away-with-completely-fabricated-stories/?utm_source=fediverse

Politicians Forced To Cancel Prayer Breakfast After Lightning Keeps Striking Building

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Punxsutawney Phil Emerges From Burrow To Let Everyone Know There Are Some Documents Marked ‘Classified’ Down There

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'I'm sorry, Dave. I'm Afraid I Can't Do That,' Says ChatGPT After Being Asked To Say Nice Things About Trump

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Progressive Really Wants Communism But Is Worried There Won't Be Gluten-Free Bread Lines

https://babylonbee.com/news/antifa-member-really-wants-communism-but-is-worried-there-wont-be-gluten-free-bread-lines/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN To Consult With Biden On Getting Away With Completely Fabricated Stories

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Game About Fake Lives To Allow Fake Genders

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Tom Brady Announces He Is Permanently Retired And Also Open To Playing For Other Teams

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Game About Fake Lives To Allow Fake Genders

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Tom Brady Announces He Is Permanently Retired And Also Open To Playing For Other Teams

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Trump Expected To Announce New Nickname For Nikki Haley On February 15th

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Biden Shows Off New Electric Car That Can Hold Over 17 Boxes Of Classified Documents

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Ozzy Announces He Is Retiryouknow, The Thing With Sabbath And The Flibberyloo, An-n-n-Tony Andi Wit The Bloody Timeof Our Lives

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Everyone Ordered To Pay Everyone Reparations As Every Race Owned Every Race At Some Point

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12 Life Hacks To Avoid Looking At Women In The Gym

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