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Chicago Mayor Warns That If Local Walmart Locations Close People Will Have Fewer Places To Shoplift

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Newlyweds In San Francisco Looking For Nice One Bedroom, Zero Bath Starter Tent

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Newlyweds In San Francisco Looking For Nice One Bedroom, Zero Bath Starter Tent

https://babylonbee.com/news/newlyweds-in-san-francisco-looking-for-nice-one-bedroom-zero-bath-starter-tent/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Institutes Pitch Clock For Worship Leader's Mini Sermons Between Songs

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Church Institutes Pitch Clock For Worship Leader's Mini Sermons Between Songs

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-institutes-pitch-clock-for-worship-leaders-mini-sermons-between-songs/?utm_source=fediverse

Dave Ramsey To Stand Outside Pearly Gates And Judge People Based On How Well They Budgeted

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Dave Ramsey To Stand Outside Pearly Gates And Judge People Based On How Well They Budgeted

https://babylonbee.com/news/dave-ramsey-to-stand-outside-pearly-gates-and-judge-people-based-on-how-well-they-budgeted/?utm_source=fediverse

D.A. Bragg Now Alleges Trump Dropped Baby Penguin Off Cool, Cool Mountain

https://babylonbee.com/news/da-bragg-now-alleges-trump-dropped-baby-penguin-off-cool-cool-mountain/?utm_source=fediverse

Peppa Pig’s Family Vacation Ruined By Jesus Healing Demoniac At Nearby Cemetery

https://babylonbee.com/news/peppa-pigs-family-vacation-ruined-by-jesus-healing-demoniac-at-nearby-cemetery/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Now Believe Bible Verse 'They Were Naked And Felt No Shame' Written About Walmart

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-believe-bible-verse-they-were-naked-and-felt-no-shame-written-about-walmart/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic: Post Office Fails To Deliver Abortion Pill On Time And Now There's This Adorable Baby

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-post-office-fails-to-deliver-abortion-pill-on-time-and-now-theres-this-adorable-baby/?utm_source=fediverse

D.A. Bragg Now Alleges Trump Dropped Baby Penguin Off Cool, Cool Mountain

https://babylonbee.com/news/da-bragg-now-alleges-trump-dropped-baby-penguin-off-cool-cool-mountain/?utm_source=fediverse

Peppa Pig’s Family Vacation Ruined By Jesus Healing Demoniac At Nearby Cemetery

https://babylonbee.com/news/peppa-pigs-family-vacation-ruined-by-jesus-healing-demoniac-at-nearby-cemetery/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Now Believe Bible Verse 'They Were Naked And Felt No Shame' Written About Walmart

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-believe-bible-verse-they-were-naked-and-felt-no-shame-written-about-walmart/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic: Post Office Fails To Deliver Abortion Pill On Time And Now There's This Adorable Baby

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-post-office-fails-to-deliver-abortion-pill-on-time-and-now-theres-this-adorable-baby/?utm_source=fediverse

John Leguizamo’s Boycott Of Mario Movie Leads To Sharp Rise In People Googling ‘Who Is John Leguizamo?’

https://babylonbee.com/news/john-leguizamos-boycott-of-mario-movie-leads-to-sharp-rise-in-people-googling-who-is-john-leguizamo/?utm_source=fediverse

Brave Adventurer Discovers Long-Lost Article Hidden Beneath Labyrinth Of Ads, Pop-Ups, Privacy Policies

https://babylonbee.com/news/brave-adventurer-discovers-long-lost-article-hidden-beneath-labyrinth-of-pop-ups-privacy-policies/?utm_source=fediverse

John Leguizamo’s Boycott Of Mario Movie Leads To Sharp Rise In People Googling ‘Who Is John Leguizamo?’

https://babylonbee.com/news/john-leguizamos-boycott-of-mario-movie-leads-to-sharp-rise-in-people-googling-who-is-john-leguizamo/?utm_source=fediverse

Brave Adventurer Discovers Long-Lost Article Hidden Beneath Labyrinth Of Ads, Pop-Ups, Privacy Policies

https://babylonbee.com/news/brave-adventurer-discovers-long-lost-article-hidden-beneath-labyrinth-of-pop-ups-privacy-policies/?utm_source=fediverse

Drunk Irishmen Say They Understood Biden's Dublin Speech Perfectly

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