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AOC: 'The Government Must Shut Down Unapproved News Agencies To Defeat Fascism'

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Scholars Believe David's Sick Headshot Kill On Goliath The Result Of Years Of Playing Call Of Duty

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-believe-davids-sick-headshot-kill-on-goliath-the-result-of-years-of-playing-call-of-duty/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Believe David's Sick Headshot Kill On Goliath The Result Of Years Of Playing Call Of Duty

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-believe-davids-sick-headshot-kill-on-goliath-the-result-of-years-of-playing-call-of-duty/?utm_source=fediverse

Guy Named 'Joe' Caught Impersonating President After Loss Of Blue Checkmarks

https://babylonbee.com/news/guy-named-joe-caught-impersonating-president-after-loss-of-blue-checkmarks/?utm_source=fediverse

Revised Hospital Chart Has Patients Rate Pain On Scale From Zero To Watching 'The View'

https://babylonbee.com/news/revised-hospital-chart-has-patients-rate-pain-on-scale-from-one-to-watching-the-view/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Informs Husband The Minivan Has Suffered A 'Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly'

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-informs-husband-the-minivan-has-suffered-a-rapid-unscheduled-disassembly/?utm_source=fediverse

Guy Named 'Joe' Caught Impersonating President After Loss Of Blue Checkmarks

https://babylonbee.com/news/guy-named-joe-caught-impersonating-president-after-loss-of-blue-checkmarks/?utm_source=fediverse

Revised Hospital Chart Has Patients Rate Pain On Scale From Zero To Watching 'The View'

https://babylonbee.com/news/revised-hospital-chart-has-patients-rate-pain-on-scale-from-one-to-watching-the-view/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Informs Husband The Minivan Has Suffered A 'Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly'

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-informs-husband-the-minivan-has-suffered-a-rapid-unscheduled-disassembly/?utm_source=fediverse

Florida Pride Parade Canceled After DeSantis Tells Participants They Have To Keep Their Clothes On In Front Of Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/florida-pride-parade-canceled-after-desantis-tells-them-they-have-to-keep-their-clothes-on-in-front-of-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

Buttigieg Calls On DOT To Address Inequity By Using More Gay Crash Test Dummies

https://babylonbee.com/news/buttigieg-calls-on-dot-to-address-inequity-by-using-more-gay-crash-test-dummies/?utm_source=fediverse

Bloodshot-Eyed, Grinning Elon Musk Says 4/20 Was Awesome And Also Has Anyone Seen His Rocket

https://babylonbee.com/news/bloodshot-eyed-grinning-elon-musk-says-420-was-awesome-and-also-has-anyone-seen-his-rocket/?utm_source=fediverse

Dennis Prager Says Porn Didn't Cause Issues In Any Of His 3 Marriages

https://babylonbee.com/news/dennis-prager-says-porn-didnt-cause-issues-in-any-of-his-3-marriages/?utm_source=fediverse

Alec Baldwin Now Only Allowed To Hold Out His Finger As A Gun In Movies

https://babylonbee.com/news/alec-baldwin-now-only-allowed-to-hold-out-his-finger-as-a-gun-in-movies/?utm_source=fediverse

Oakland A's Forced To Move After Another Homeless Camp Pops Up On First Base Line

https://babylonbee.com/news/oakland-as-forced-to-move-after-another-homeless-camp-pops-up-on-first-base-line/?utm_source=fediverse

Another Matt Walsh Hack Suspected After He Posts Calm, Friendly Tweet

https://babylonbee.com/news/another-matt-walsh-hack-suspected-after-he-posts-calm-friendly-tweet/?utm_source=fediverse

Everyone At PragerU Awkwardly Trying To Avoid Shaking Dennis's Hand

https://babylonbee.com/news/everyone-at-prageru-awkwardly-trying-to-avoid-shaking-denniss-hand/?utm_source=fediverse

You Won't BELIEVE This 1 SHOCKING News Site That's Going Out Of Business!

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'Christians Are The Same As The Taliban!' Says Actress Who Would Be Stoned To Death By Taliban

https://babylonbee.com/news/christians-are-the-same-as-the-taliban-says-actress-who-would-be-stoned-to-death-by-taliban/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Warns That If Debt Ceiling Isn't Raised We Might Default On Our Obligations To Ukraine

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-warns-that-if-debt-ceiling-isnt-raised-we-might-default-on-our-obligations-to-ukraine/?utm_source=fediverse