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Biden Instructs Military To Shoot Anyone Who Calls U.S. A Banana Republic

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-instructs-military-to-shoot-anyone-who-calls-us-a-banana-republic/?utm_source=fediverse

Official State Religion Enters High Holy Days

https://babylonbee.com/news/official-state-religion-enters-high-holy-days/?utm_source=fediverse

King Solomon Lovingly Assures Wife She’s One In A Thousand

https://babylonbee.com/news/solomon-lovingly-assures-wife-shes-one-in-a-thousand/?utm_source=fediverse

Ungrateful Baby Fails To Appreciate Totally Instagram-Worthy First Birthday Party

https://babylonbee.com/news/ungrateful-baby-fails-to-appreciate-totally-instagram-worthy-first-birthday-party/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Invitations To Unabomber's Funeral Mailed Out, But No One Wants To Open Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-invitations-to-unabombers-funeral-mailed-out-but-no-one-wants-to-open-them/?utm_source=fediverse

King Solomon Lovingly Assures Wife She’s One In A Thousand

https://babylonbee.com/news/solomon-lovingly-assures-wife-shes-one-in-a-thousand/?utm_source=fediverse

Ungrateful Baby Fails To Appreciate Totally Instagram-Worthy First Birthday Party

https://babylonbee.com/news/ungrateful-baby-fails-to-appreciate-totally-instagram-worthy-first-birthday-party/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Invitations To Unabomber's Funeral Mailed Out, But No One Wants To Open Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-invitations-to-unabombers-funeral-mailed-out-but-no-one-wants-to-open-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Mexican Restaurant Opens In Same Spot Where Seven Mexican Restaurants Have Gone Out Of Business

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-mexican-restaurant-opens-in-spot-where-7-mexican-restaurants-have-gone-out-of-business/?utm_source=fediverse

Mexican Restaurant Opens In Same Spot Where Seven Mexican Restaurants Have Gone Out Of Business

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-mexican-restaurant-opens-in-spot-where-7-mexican-restaurants-have-gone-out-of-business/?utm_source=fediverse

Streets Overrun With Thugs Wearing Summer Line Of Lululemon Attire

https://babylonbee.com/news/streets-overrun-with-thugs-wearing-summer-line-of-lululemon-attire/?utm_source=fediverse

DNC Generously Offers To Host Rally For Robert F. Kennedy Jr. By Grassy Knoll

https://babylonbee.com/news/dnc-generously-offers-to-host-rally-for-rfk-jr-by-grassy-knoll/?utm_source=fediverse

Disaster As Canada Accidentally Switches Suicide Prevention Hotline With Suicide Assistance Hotline

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-as-canada-accidentally-switches-suicide-prevention-hotline-with-suicide-assistance-hotline/?utm_source=fediverse

DNC Generously Offers To Host Rally For Robert F. Kennedy Jr. By Grassy Knoll

https://babylonbee.com/news/dnc-generously-offers-to-host-rally-for-rfk-jr-by-grassy-knoll/?utm_source=fediverse

Disaster As Canada Accidentally Switches Suicide Prevention Hotline With Suicide Assistance Hotline

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-as-canada-accidentally-switches-suicide-prevention-hotline-with-suicide-assistance-hotline/?utm_source=fediverse

'Spit It Out Right This Instant!' Shout Secret Service Chasing Biden With Battery In His Mouth

https://babylonbee.com/news/spit-it-out-right-this-instant-shout-secret-service-chasing-biden-with-battery-in-his-mouth/?utm_source=fediverse

Fill Out The Babylon Bee's Official Application To See If You'd Get Approved For A Gender Surgery

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Trump Names Hunter Biden As His Running Mate So DOJ Will Stop Investigating Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-names-hunter-biden-as-his-running-mate-so-doj-will-stop-investigating-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Trump Classified Documents Include Secret Recipe For McRib

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-trump-classified-documents-include-secret-recipe-for-mcrib/?utm_source=fediverse

God Asks Cindy To Please Stop Bringing That Infernal Tambourine To Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-asks-cindy-to-please-stop-bringing-that-infernal-tambourine-to-church/?utm_source=fediverse