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Elon Musk Confused As UFC Trainer Explains How Mind Control Flamethrower Drones Not Allowed

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Awkward: Supreme Court Rules Against Affirmative Action With Affirmative Action Hire Sitting Right There

https://babylonbee.com/news/awkward-supreme-court-rules-against-affirmative-action-with-affirmative-action-hire-standing-right-there/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Devastated As Supreme Court Bans Racism

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7 Simple Ways To Get Away With A Massive Foreign Bribery Scheme

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Hunter Drops Off Another Truckload Of Personal, Incriminating Family Secrets At Local Goodwill

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Newsom One-Ups NYC By Requiring Pizza Be Baked Using Sun And Magnifying Glass

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-one-ups-nyc-by-requiring-pizza-be-baked-using-sun-and-magnifying-glass/?utm_source=fediverse

In Show Of Solidarity With Ukraine, Biden Cancels 2024 U.S. Elections

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Hollywood Concerned As They're Running Out Of Beloved Movie Heroes To Turn Into Sad, Pathetic Old Failures

https://babylonbee.com/news/hollywood-concerned-as-theyre-running-out-of-beloved-movie-heroes-to-turn-into-sad-pathetic-old-men/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Boasts How Well He Has Handled Ukrainian Economy

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-boasts-how-well-he-has-handled-ukrainian-economy/?utm_source=fediverse

Historians Now Claim Hitler Was Just Kidding When He Chanted 'We're Coming For The Jews'

https://babylonbee.com/news/historians-now-agree-that-hitler-was-just-kidding-when-he-chanted-were-coming-for-the-jews/?utm_source=fediverse

Female Comic Goes Record 6 Seconds Before Mentioning Her Vagina

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8 Surefire Ways To Get Your Wife To Stop Being Mad At You

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Move To Florida To Escape New York Pizza Oven Ban

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Jerk In Front Of You Going Speed Limit

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Female Comic Goes Record 6 Seconds Before Mentioning Her Vagina

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8 Surefire Ways To Get Your Wife To Stop Being Mad At You

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Move To Florida To Escape New York Pizza Oven Ban

https://babylonbee.com/news/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-move-to-florida-to-escape-new-york-pizza-oven-ban/?utm_source=fediverse

Jerk In Front Of You Going Speed Limit

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Trump Indicted In New York For Eating Pizza Cooked In Wood-Burning Oven

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-indicted-in-new-york-for-eating-pizza-cooked-in-wood-burning-oven/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds Number 1 Cause Of Injury Among Boys Is Jumping Off Roof With Umbrella

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-number-1-cause-of-injury-among-boys-is-jumping-off-roof-with-umbrella/?utm_source=fediverse