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Democrats Hire Professional Puppeteer To Continue Operating Dianne Feinstein

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-hire-professional-ventriloquist-to-continue-operating-dianne-feinstein/?utm_source=fediverse

Megan Rapinoe Gets New Job With Galactic Empire Training Stormtroopers To Shoot

https://babylonbee.com/news/galactic-empire-recruits-megan-rapinoe-to-train-stormtroopers-to-shoot/?utm_source=fediverse

Weather Channel Invites Biden For Interview After Hearing How Much He Loves To Discuss The Weather

https://babylonbee.com/news/weather-channel-invites-biden-for-interview-after-hearing-how-much-he-loves-to-discuss-the-weather/?utm_source=fediverse

Chicago Mayor Says That Due To Negative Connotations We Should Stop Using The Word 'Chicago'

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-mayor-says-that-due-to-negative-connotations-we-should-stop-using-the-word-chicago/?utm_source=fediverse

Celebrity Bravely Criticizes Woke Activists Moments Before Apologizing To Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/celebrity-bravely-criticizes-woke-idealogues-moments-before-apologizing-to-them/?utm_source=fediverse

DoorDash Now Offering Pickle Jar Opening Service For Single Women

https://babylonbee.com/news/doordash-now-offering-pickle-jar-opening-service-for-single-women/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Hire Professional Puppeteer To Continue Operating Dianne Feinstein

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-hire-professional-ventriloquist-to-continue-operating-dianne-feinstein/?utm_source=fediverse

Megan Rapinoe Gets New Job With Galactic Empire Training Stormtroopers To Shoot

https://babylonbee.com/news/galactic-empire-recruits-megan-rapinoe-to-train-stormtroopers-to-shoot/?utm_source=fediverse

Weather Channel Invites Biden For Interview After Hearing How Much He Loves To Discuss The Weather

https://babylonbee.com/news/weather-channel-invites-biden-for-interview-after-hearing-how-much-he-loves-to-discuss-the-weather/?utm_source=fediverse

Chicago Mayor Says That Due To Negative Connotations We Should Stop Using The Word 'Chicago'

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-mayor-says-that-due-to-negative-connotations-we-should-stop-using-the-word-chicago/?utm_source=fediverse

Celebrity Bravely Criticizes Woke Activists Moments Before Apologizing To Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/celebrity-bravely-criticizes-woke-idealogues-moments-before-apologizing-to-them/?utm_source=fediverse

A.I. Transformed Into Illiterate Moron After Just Three Hours Watching CNN

https://babylonbee.com/news/ai-transformed-into-illiterate-moron-after-just-three-hours-watching-cnn/?utm_source=fediverse

RNC Combs Beach Seeking Possible Replacement For McConnell

https://babylonbee.com/news/rnc-combs-beaches-seeking-possible-replacement-for-mcconnell/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Indicted For Mocking US Women’s Soccer

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-indicted-for-us-womens-soccer-defeat/?utm_source=fediverse

A.I. Transformed Into Illiterate Moron After Just Three Hours Watching CNN

https://babylonbee.com/news/ai-transformed-into-illiterate-moron-after-just-three-hours-watching-cnn/?utm_source=fediverse

RNC Combs Beach Seeking Possible Replacement For McConnell

https://babylonbee.com/news/rnc-combs-beaches-seeking-possible-replacement-for-mcconnell/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Indicted For Mocking US Women’s Soccer

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-indicted-for-us-womens-soccer-defeat/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Record Number Of People Following Their Hearts

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-record-number-of-people-following-their-hearts/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Sends In Heavily Armed Tactical Team To Unscrew Incandescent Light Bulb

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-sends-in-heavily-armed-tactical-team-to-unscrew-incandescent-light-bulb/?utm_source=fediverse

Backup Dancers Say They Are Tired Of Living In Lizzo's Shadow

https://babylonbee.com/news/backup-dancers-say-they-are-tired-of-living-in-lizzos-shadow/?utm_source=fediverse