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Californians Hoping Hurricane Will Wash All Poop Off Sidewalks

https://babylonbee.com/news/californians-hoping-hurricane-will-wash-all-poop-off-sidewalks/?utm_source=fediverse

Noah’s Wife Adds Stick Figure Decals To The Back Of The Ark

https://babylonbee.com/news/noahs-wife-adds-stick-figure-decals-to-the-back-of-the-ark/?utm_source=fediverse

Secret Service Says They Are Unable To Identify Man Meeting With Oligarchs In Oval Office Under Alias 'Robert L. Peters'

https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-unable-to-identify-person-sending-emails-from-oval-office-using-alias-robert-l-peters/?utm_source=fediverse

Californians Prepare For Hurricane By Nailing Plywood Boards Onto Their Tent Flaps

https://babylonbee.com/news/californians-prepare-for-hurricane-by-nailing-plywood-boards-onto-their-tent-flaps/?utm_source=fediverse

6 Ways Jesus Failed To Love His Neighbor — And How We Can Do Better - Guest Article by Christianity Today

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-the-gospel-of-john-gets-wrong-about-jesus---guest-article-by-christianity-today/?utm_source=fediverse

Deaths Caused By Hurricane Hilary To Be Labeled Suicides

https://babylonbee.com/news/deaths-caused-by-hurricane-hilary-to-be-labeled-suicides/?utm_source=fediverse

Mom Remembers A Simpler Time When She Didn't Have To Size Up Every Teacher At Back-To-School Night To See Which One Might Try To Secretly Gender Transition Her Child

https://babylonbee.com/news/mom-remembers-a-simpler-time-when-she-didnt-have-to-size-up-every-teacher-at-back-to-school-night-to-see-which-one-might-try-to-secretly-gender-transition-her-child/?utm_source=fediverse

'Why Do All These Lazy Kids Live With Their Parents?' Says Grandpa Who Once Bought A 5000 Sq. Ft. House For 2 Potatoes

https://babylonbee.com/news/why-do-all-these-lazy-bums-live-with-their-parents-says-grandpa-who-once-bought-a-5000-sq-ft-house-for-2-potatoes/?utm_source=fediverse

Mom Remembers A Simpler Time When She Didn't Have To Size Up Every Teacher At Back-To-School Night To See Which One Might Try To Secretly Gender Transition Her Child

https://babylonbee.com/news/mom-remembers-a-simpler-time-when-she-didnt-have-to-size-up-every-teacher-at-back-to-school-night-to-see-which-one-might-try-to-secretly-gender-transition-her-child/?utm_source=fediverse

'Why Do All These Lazy Kids Live With Their Parents?' Says Grandpa Who Once Bought A 5000 Sq. Ft. House For 2 Potatoes

https://babylonbee.com/news/why-do-all-these-lazy-bums-live-with-their-parents-says-grandpa-who-once-bought-a-5000-sq-ft-house-for-2-potatoes/?utm_source=fediverse

California Achieves World's First Crime Rate Of Zero After Legalizing All Crime

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-achieves-worlds-first-crime-rate-of-zero-as-all-crime-is-legal-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad’s Epic Bedtime Story Sounds Suspiciously Like The Plot To 'Ocarina Of Time'

https://babylonbee.com/news/dads-epic-bedtime-story-sounds-suspiciously-like-the-plot-to-ocarina-of-time/?utm_source=fediverse

California Achieves World's First Crime Rate Of Zero After Legalizing All Crime

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-achieves-worlds-first-crime-rate-of-zero-as-all-crime-is-legal-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad’s Epic Bedtime Story Sounds Suspiciously Like The Plot To 'Ocarina Of Time'

https://babylonbee.com/news/dads-epic-bedtime-story-sounds-suspiciously-like-the-plot-to-ocarina-of-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says Anyone Struggling To Buy A House Should Just Try Setting Up 20 Shell Companies To Launder Money From China

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-anyone-struggling-to-buy-a-house-should-just-try-setting-up-20-shell-companies-to-launder-money-from-china/?utm_source=fediverse

Georgia Indicts Millions Of Voters For Conspiring To Elect Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/georgia-indicts-every-trump-voter-for-conspiring-to-elect-an-election-denier/?utm_source=fediverse

Prince Immediately Regrets Waking Rachel Zegler With A Kiss After She Starts Ranting About The Patriarchy

https://babylonbee.com/news/prince-immediately-regrets-waking-rachel-zegler-with-a-kiss-after-she-starts-ranting-about-the-patriarchy/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says Anyone Struggling To Buy A House Should Just Try Setting Up 20 Shell Companies To Launder Money From China

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-anyone-struggling-to-buy-a-house-should-just-try-setting-up-20-shell-companies-to-launder-money-from-china/?utm_source=fediverse

Georgia Indicts Millions Of Voters For Conspiring To Elect Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/georgia-indicts-every-trump-voter-for-conspiring-to-elect-an-election-denier/?utm_source=fediverse

Prince Immediately Regrets Waking Rachel Zegler With A Kiss After She Starts Ranting About The Patriarchy

https://babylonbee.com/news/prince-immediately-regrets-waking-rachel-zegler-with-a-kiss-after-she-starts-ranting-about-the-patriarchy/?utm_source=fediverse