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California Senator Grateful For New Job With Short Commute From Home In Maryland

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-senator-grateful-for-new-job-with-short-commute-from-home-in-maryland/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: McCarthy's 'Speaker Of The House' Nameplate Finally Arrives From Engraver

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-mccarthys-speaker-of-the-house-nameplate-finally-arrives-from-engraver/?utm_source=fediverse

330 Million Phones Go Off After Biden Hits Wrong Button Reaching For Life Alert

https://babylonbee.com/news/330-million-phones-go-off-after-biden-hits-wrong-button-reaching-for-life-alert/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Unveils Cool New Look And Campaign Slogan 'Make United States Superb A Second Time'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-unveils-new-orange-hair-skin-and-campaign-slogan-make-united-states-superb-a-second-time/?utm_source=fediverse

California Senator Grateful For New Job With Short Commute From Home In Maryland

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-senator-grateful-for-new-job-with-short-commute-from-home-in-maryland/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: McCarthy's 'Speaker Of The House' Nameplate Finally Arrives From Engraver

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-mccarthys-speaker-of-the-house-nameplate-finally-arrives-from-engraver/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Signs It's Time For Your Kid To Change Schools

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-signs-its-time-for-your-kid-to-change-schools/?utm_source=fediverse

Crew Moving Pelosi Out Of Office Crushed To Death By Empty Wine Bottles

https://babylonbee.com/news/crew-moving-pelosi-out-of-office-crushed-to-death-by-empty-wine-bottles/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Just Don't Find Weird Al Funny,' Says Uncultured Neanderthal

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-just-dont-find-weird-al-funny-says-uncultured-neanderthal/?utm_source=fediverse

Crew Moving Pelosi Out Of Office Crushed To Death By Empty Wine Bottles

https://babylonbee.com/news/crew-moving-pelosi-out-of-office-crushed-to-death-by-empty-wine-bottles/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Just Don't Find Weird Al Funny,' Says Uncultured Neanderthal

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-just-dont-find-weird-al-funny-says-uncultured-neanderthal/?utm_source=fediverse

Government Clarifies Alert Message Reading 'THE ARACHNIDS ARE HERE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!' Just A Test

https://babylonbee.com/news/government-clarifies-alert-message-reading-the-arachnids-are-here-run-for-your-lives-just-a-test/?utm_source=fediverse

Genius: Vacationing Family Poses As Illegal Immigrants To Get Free Hotel Room In New York City

https://babylonbee.com/news/genius-frugal-family-poses-as-illegal-immigrants-to-get-free-hotel-oom-in-nyc/?utm_source=fediverse

Government Clarifies Alert Message Reading 'THE ARACHNIDS ARE HERE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!' Just A Test

https://babylonbee.com/news/government-clarifies-alert-message-reading-the-arachnids-are-here-run-for-your-lives-just-a-test/?utm_source=fediverse

Genius: Vacationing Family Poses As Illegal Immigrants To Get Free Hotel Room In New York City

https://babylonbee.com/news/genius-frugal-family-poses-as-illegal-immigrants-to-get-free-hotel-oom-in-nyc/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Votes To Vacate All 535 Seats Of Congress

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-votes-to-vacate-all-535-seats-of-congress/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Votes To Vacate All 535 Seats Of Congress

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-votes-to-vacate-all-535-seats-of-congress/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Says New Senator Was Most Qualified Candidate In The .00001 Percent Of Population He Chose From

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-says-new-senator-was-most-qualified-candidate-in-the-00001-percent-of-population-he-chose-from/?utm_source=fediverse

Pope Francis Warns Against Narrow Gate, Says Wide, Broad Road Is Fine

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-francis-warns-against-narrow-gate-says-wide-broad-road-is-fine/?utm_source=fediverse

Panicked McCarthy Looks For Fire Alarm

https://babylonbee.com/news/panicked-mccarthy-looks-for-a-fire-alarm/?utm_source=fediverse