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Baptist Pastor Gives Disclaimer That Any Lyric About Lifting Up Your Hands Is Strictly A Metaphor

https://babylonbee.com/news/baptist-church-posts-disclaimer-that-any-lyric-about-lifting-up-your-hands-is-strictly-a-metaphor/?utm_source=fediverse

T-Ball Player Named MVP After Kinda Sorta Running In General Direction Of First Base

https://babylonbee.com/news/t-ball-player-named-mvp-after-sort-of-kind-of-running-in-general-direction-of-first-base/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Clues The Hospital You're At Is Actually A Hamas Base

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-ways-you-can-tell-if-the-hospital-youre-going-to-is-actually-a-hamas-base/?utm_source=fediverse

Candace Owens And Ben Shapiro Forced To Wear Their Get-Along Shirt

https://babylonbee.com/news/jeremy-boreing-forces-candace-and-ben-to-wear-their-getalong-shirt/?utm_source=fediverse

T-Ball Player Named MVP After Kinda Sorta Running In General Direction Of First Base

https://babylonbee.com/news/t-ball-player-named-mvp-after-sort-of-kind-of-running-in-general-direction-of-first-base/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Clues The Hospital You're At Is Actually A Hamas Base

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-ways-you-can-tell-if-the-hospital-youre-going-to-is-actually-a-hamas-base/?utm_source=fediverse

Candace Owens And Ben Shapiro Forced To Wear Their Get-Along Shirt

https://babylonbee.com/news/jeremy-boreing-forces-candace-and-ben-to-wear-their-getalong-shirt/?utm_source=fediverse

'We Cannot Be Associated With Elon Musk,' Says Tim Cook While Shaking Hands With Brutal Chinese Dictator

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-cannot-be-associated-with-elon-musk-says-tim-cook-while-shaking-hands-with-brutal-chinese-dictator/?utm_source=fediverse

Local First Baptist Church Softball Team Signs Shohei Ohtani To 10-Year, $600-Million Contract

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-first-baptist-church-softball-team-signs-shohei-ohtani-to-10-year-600-million-contract/?utm_source=fediverse

'I'm On The Right Side Of History,' Thinks College Student In Front Of Dorm Posters Of Stalin, Hitler, Osama Bin Laden

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-on-the-right-side-of-history-thinks-college-student-in-front-of-dorm-posters-of-stalin-hitler-osama-bin-laden/?utm_source=fediverse

Osama Bin Laden Given Honorary Posthumous Doctorate From Columbia

https://babylonbee.com/news/osama-bin-laden-given-honorary-posthumous-doctorate-from-columbia/?utm_source=fediverse

Satan Announces Early Retirement Thanks To TikTok

https://babylonbee.com/news/satan-announces-early-retirement-thanks-to-tiktok/?utm_source=fediverse

Jack In The Box Declares Bankruptcy Minutes After Snoop Gives Up Weed

https://babylonbee.com/news/jack-in-the-box-declares-bankruptcy-minutes-after-snoop-gives-up-weed/?utm_source=fediverse

New 'Jordan Peterson On The Shelf' Doll Watches To Make Sure You Clean Your Room

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-jordan-peterson-on-the-shelf-doll-watches-you-to-make-sure-you-clean-your-room/?utm_source=fediverse

Satan Announces Early Retirement Thanks To TikTok

https://babylonbee.com/news/satan-announces-early-retirement-thanks-to-tiktok/?utm_source=fediverse

Jack In The Box Declares Bankruptcy Minutes After Snoop Gives Up Weed

https://babylonbee.com/news/jack-in-the-box-declares-bankruptcy-minutes-after-snoop-gives-up-weed/?utm_source=fediverse

New 'Jordan Peterson On The Shelf' Doll Watches To Make Sure You Clean Your Room

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-jordan-peterson-on-the-shelf-doll-watches-you-to-make-sure-you-clean-your-room/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Have Unveiled These 10 Spending Cuts Totally Guaranteed To Balance The Budget

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-unveil-10-spending-cuts-guaranteed-to-balance-the-budget/?utm_source=fediverse

Chick-Fil-A Adds Tire Rotation, Oil Change, Car Wash, Tax Service To Drive-Thru Lanes

https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fil-a-adds-tire-rotation-oil-change-car-wash-tax-service-to-drive-thru-lanes/?utm_source=fediverse

Osama Bin Laden 'Hope' Poster Spotted On College Campuses

https://babylonbee.com/news/osama-bin-laden-hope-poster-spotted-on-college-campuses/?utm_source=fediverse