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New Senate Anti-Murder Bill Caps Murders At 5,000 Per Day

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In Lieu of Spending $3500 On Apple Vision Pro, Man Just Puts Sign On His Face That Says 'I Am A Complete Tool'

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Couple In Prayer Over Decision To Possibly Sit In Different Pew This Sunday

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Costco Unveils New Three-Acre Casserole That Feeds 10,000

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Couple In Prayer Over Decision To Possibly Sit In Different Pew This Sunday

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Costco Unveils New Three-Acre Casserole That Feeds 10,000

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Elevation Church Unveils Stanley Tumbler Baptismal

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Elevation Church Unveils Stanley Tumbler Baptismal

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Republicans Announce They Have Made Concessions On Immigration Deal In Exchange For These Really Cool Magic Beans

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Republicans Announce They Have Made Concessions On Immigration Deal In Exchange For These Really Cool Magic Beans

https://babylonbee.com/news/congressional-republicans-make-concessions-on-immigration-deal-in-exchange-for-these-really-cool-magic-beans/?utm_source=fediverse

Joe Biden Sees Shadow, Attempts To Shake Its Hand

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Report: ‘Don’t Tread On Me’ Flags Not Working

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FBI Investigating Extremist For Not Clicking On 'Black Voices' Section Of Prime Video

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Elmo Radicalized After Migrants Bused To Sesame Street

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Joe Biden Sees Shadow, Attempts To Shake Its Hand

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-sees-shadow-attempts-to-shake-its-hand/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: ‘Don’t Tread On Me’ Flags Not Working

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-dont-tread-on-me-flags-not-working/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Investigating Extremist For Not Clicking On 'Black Voices' Section Of Prime Video

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-investigating-extremist-for-not-clicking-on-black-voices-amazon-prime-thumbnail/?utm_source=fediverse

Elmo Radicalized After Migrants Bused To Sesame Street

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Rep. Jayapal Demands Slur ‘Illegal Immigrants’ Stop Being Used To Describe Immigrants Who Are Here Illegally

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Rep. Jayapal Demands Slur ‘Illegal Immigrants’ Stop Being Used To Describe Immigrants Who Are Here Illegally

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