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John Kerry Praises Haitian Cannibals' Efforts To Reduce Humanity's Carbon Footprint

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Terrorists Decide Against Hijacking Plane After Realizing It's A Boeing

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The Only 10 Things Republicans And Democrats Can Agree On

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Hamas Fighter Really Struggling With Resolution Not To Rape Anyone During Ramadan

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Millions Of British Kids Forced To Live Normal, Happy Lives After UK Bans Puberty Blockers

https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-of-british-kids-forced-to-live-normal-happy-lives-after-uk-bans-puberty-blockers/?utm_source=fediverse

Due To Inflation, Subway Introduces New $5 Inch-Long

https://babylonbee.com/news/due-to-inflation-subway-introduces-new-5-inch-long/?utm_source=fediverse

Haitian Cannibal Gangs Pour Over US Border After Seeing How Fat Americans Are

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Man Thoughtfully Responds To Wife’s Nine-Paragraph Text About Her Day With A Thumbs-Up Emoji

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-thoughtfully-responds-to-wifes-nine-paragraph-text-about-her-day-with-a-thumbs-up-emoji/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Blatantly Obvious Christ Figures In 'Dune'

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Trembling, Reverent Man Carefully Approaches Pregnant Wife And Offers Humble Sacrifice Of Chocolate

https://babylonbee.com/news/trembling-reverent-man-carefully-approaches-pregnant-wife-and-offers-humble-sacrifice-of-chocolate/?utm_source=fediverse

Prince William Insists Royal Family Photo Untouched

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Letitia James Issues $355 Million-Dollar Fine To Firefighters For Booing Her

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Boeing Blames Gravity For Recent Mishaps

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Jan 6 Protesters Request To Be Called 'Undocumented Tourists'

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Democrats Warn That Migrants Committing Murder Could Result In More People Referring To Them By The Wrong Term

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-worried-migrants-committing-murder-could-result-in-people-referring-to-them-by-the-wrong-term/?utm_source=fediverse

Oscars Observes Moment Of Silence For Undocumented Murderer Tragically Called ‘Illegal’

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Christopher Nolan Hurriedly Adds Drag Queen To ‘Oppenheimer’ To Shore Up Oscar Vote

https://babylonbee.com/news/christopher-nolan-hurriedly-adds-drag-queen-to-oppenheimer-to-shore-up-oscar-vote/?utm_source=fediverse

Border Crisis Solved As Texas Builds Massive Wall Out Of Discarded Funko Pops

https://babylonbee.com/news/border-crisis-solved-as-texas-builds-massive-wall-out-of-discarded-funko-pops/?utm_source=fediverse

State Of The Union Receives Negative Reviews From Unborn Babies ‬

https://babylonbee.com/news/state-of-the-union-receives-negative-reviews-from-unborn-babies-/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband Says He Would Give A Back Rub But He’s Tired And Has A Headache

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